Well, well. Mr. Rob Torborg, the self proclaimed ‘Real Deal’.  I have to admit I am a bit surprised you managed to secure the victory on Havok.  Personally, I really thought Toretto had it in the bag. Hell, I’d started doing some research on him with the belief I’d be standing here now talking about him, and not you.  I guess they meant it when anything can happen in the…

 

Oh, sorry, wrong company.  Still, you get my meaning.  I guess hell really has frozen over, and to quote your own words, one of the most Overrated wrestlers in the BWF has made it to the Elimination Chamber.  I applaud thee, Robert Torborg.  I guess inspiration really does mean something after all, and it pleases me that I am that inspiration. 

 

Now, the only swerve I’m aware of from you last month was when you walked out on our match, knowing full well that your end was about up.  I got a bit of revenge the next week, however, when I kicked the lights out of you and scored that elusive 1-2-3.  Since then, you’re ‘golden losses’ have multiplied, and in fact, for a long time now, the consensus was that you’re career was just about over.  Interestingly enough, you turned that around Monday, and managed to streak by.  Was my bowling representation a boost?  I mean, heck, your pin stayed up when all others fell… and I asked myself if that was a sign.  When you pulled that surprise out of your ass and beat Toretto and Toco, I have to admit the question now holds serious consideration.

 

Of course, based on our history, one could expect in the end for you to just walk out, as you’ve done numerous times when things have not gone your way.  I mean, Kirlia may pick on me for leaving the BWF once, but you? Well, you said you were the epitome of excellence, but personally, I think the only thing you’re really good at, is running away.  Thing is, the Elimination Chamber takes away your one great skill, and it leaves you with only one choice; getting your ass whipped.

 

It’s good to know you have a target out on me, cause until now it never occurred to me.  Yeah, sure, like I don’t have four others as eager as you to end my streak and take away my World title.  You’re just one of five, kiddo, who wants to walk out the Undisputed Champion, and when you look at the picture in front of you and who’s in it; you know damned well you’re chances are less then you’d hoped for.  I mean, I already expect the possibility of the five of you gaining up on me to take me out as fast as possible, and it’s nothing new to me.  I’ve had enough rumble experiences to know what it’s like to be the target of everyone’s ire.  I’ve dealt with it all my life, and this encounter will not be any different.

 

As for your match, and using the Rupture?  Nice going, it’s nice to be emulated once in a while.  I don’t know if you were attempting to goad me, or to upset me, but if that was your intention, then I’m sorry to disappoint.  All the time, I see people doing things in that ring that take a bit from someone else, and hey, in case anyone’s forgotten, that is my particular spiel.  I mimicked the Five Figures earlier in the night, mocking Legend, and then you go and imitate me by mocking my move… not one to be outdone, are ya?

 

And what happened to your hired hand, the one you said you needed help from for Monday?  Guess you’re lucky in the long run he didn’t show up, because it would have really hurt your credibility to win with such an underhanded tactic.  As it was, you’re match wasn’t all that grand in stature compared to the rest of the night… you beat Toco, a man anyone can beat if they just put forth the effort a little early….this guy would have given my laughing fits had he made it to the chamber and honestly, my only worry would be what time Sunday night he spoke up.

 

Anyway, remember what I once said about you, kiddo.  You’re a Mexican Jumping Bean, and Monday you were up in the air, hot and amazing… but come Happenstance, in the Elimination Chamber, the last bit of kick in you, the energy that gets you moving, jumping will macerate to the very last… and it won’t take all that long to find yourself right back where you’ve been for the longest time. On the outside, looking in. GOT IT?

 

 

 

 

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