While
four of my competitors are set, there is that mysterious number six yet to be
determined. Monday, a battle royal will
tell us who squeezes into that sixth and final spot will be. Personally, the struggle in this match is
going to put the winner into the spotlight in a much different way then the
rest of us here. Kirlia and I are in
because we are the champions. Icehouse, Marty and Torborg are involved for
winning their matches, but without as much stress and effort as this battle
royal will create. I look at the list of
competitors for this coming Monday and I see but maybe four serious potentials
who could advance.
Nick Toretto, I honestly thought you’d already be here. The hell you’ve
gone through with the Executioner and Adriana must really be burning into your
soul, I saw how you pressed yourself pas the point of exhaustion, only for your
match to end in a draw. I’ve watched you
fight, scrape and crawl your way through the emotional terror created by those
two. I give you a lot of credit for the
intensity you’ve shown these past few months, and as I said; you should be
number six. Now, if you make it, of
course I’ll tear you apart, it’s what I do.
I just hope you realize it’s business, because personally, I know what
you’re going through and what it can do to a man. Concerning those two, I hope in the end you
find your retribution.
Sirus Moran, I can not believe you lost to the likes of Mad Dogg. This was your playground, your type of deal.
What has happened to you since the days of the PWA? Oh yeah, a child. That reason alone is good enough to explain
your less then full effort inside the BWF ring.
What if you were to injure yourself and lose money when there’s a new
baby to raise? I credit you for still
trying, but losing out in Happenstance and coming into this Battle Royal? I don’t expect you to make it, my friend,
because the competition doesn’t have what you have; A greater joy then winning
a match could ever bring. If you do make
it, I’ll be impressed and I’ll welcome you into the Elimination Chamber. Hell, we could watch each other’s backs, get
down to the two of us, and wrestle a clean match dead center of the ring to see
who truly is the best of both of us.
That, I would love to do.
Eliminator, I offer one moment to offer my condolences that your wife is being held
against her will. My prayers are with you for her safe return. If these people expect that to be motivation
enough to win come Monday, they forget the motivation behind the others, and
that while you may be able to control your own destiny to a degree, you can not
control theirs. Also, should you win and
join myself and the others inside the Elimination Chamber, then whomever
expects you to win the Championship for your wife’s release, are total morons
if they think any of us will back down, give quarter and let you streak
by. Now, however, should this all be a
ploy to garner the emotional support of the BWF and it’s fans to elicit that
special amazing victory, then you’re almost as Devious as I. Whoah, don’t jump on me for thinking that;
cause it wouldn’t be the first time someone did something of this nature to
propel themselves to the top. You do
what you have to do, to get her back, but even if you make it past Monday… you
can expect that at Happenstance, the Eliminator will get… Eliminated.
David Blazenwing, you don’t give a damn what people think, participating in
the federation you built with your wife in charge? Good, because frankly if you did, you’d be
going mental right now. While you’re
good, and way better then many, you will never earn the credit in the BWF
necessary to be considered a legit wrestler, so long as you have ANY power what
so ever here. You can play the part of
jilted lover with Jen, but what we see on camera does not always represent
reality. I don’t like you being in this
match because we had a deal, you and I, from day one that I would never have to
compete against you so long as you maintained ANY link to the BWF management,
and I was an active competitor. Jen may
have put you into this match, but in the end, it’s a deal broken. I can’t trust your word on anything
anymore. You are the current Primetime
champion, indeed. It’s funny, you talk
about having opposable thumbs to beat Absolute Zero at a video game?? I swear,
anytime a title is defended in a video game setting, it loses ALL it’s
credibility and the champion, to me, is nothing more then a JOKE!
Worse
about that is you are capable of so much more, and to degrade yourself like
that? Well, it’s downright
pathetic. Like I said, you may not give
a shit what others think about you, competing in the BWF, but I assure you that
for as long as you do, the questions will keep rising, and someday it’s going
to get so big, so frustrating, that the BWF will ultimately suffer for it…. And
the only one who will be at fault; is you.
Adriana Garcia, also a current champion at this time. When you turned with Executioner, you lost
all respect from me. Not that you care,
I’m sure, but to find that for all the hard work you put into this federation,
and the awesome battles you had with Ice Hensley you could turn out to be so
despicable? Drives a normal person
insane. Thank goodness, I’m not normal. Me? I just find it a bit pathetic, but can
understand where you’re coming from. To
hook up with the man who is our longest reigning Champion, to have such back
up? Well, what can I say? You’re ass is
good for a bit more then kicking. From
the looks of things, I don’t expect to see you make it Monday, and from what I
hear, you may have a totally new direction for you and your snuggle bunny to go
in. Best of luck, but don’t count on it.
Executioner, I have to say you disappoint me. Months ago, my brother and I helped you when
the chips were down and Blazenwing had you by your balls, and attacked your
then fiancé. We didn’t approve of his tactics and we came to your
assistance. In the end, we find out
you’re not better then Blazenwing, in fact, worse, in that you did exactly the
same thing they did to you. You are the
definition of hypocrite, and a lousy human being. Someday we will come face to face, and it
will be my pleasure to blast you square in the face with the Sweet Sound of
Success!
Alexis Sykes, you’re a confusing sort.
For reasons I can not fathom, you attacked Legend Monday and effectively
took him out of the Elimination Chamber.
It was a left field attack and even now I find myself curious as to
why. As for Monday, I won’t say
anything, because for the moment, I’m enjoying the tense peace between Lisa
Seldon and I, and really do not want her eyes twitching my way if I got
involved with you competitively. Heh.
Brian Cade, how’s your Havok record, still spotless? Somehow you stumbled into the BWF
Championship scene, and then just as quickly, found your way back out. Now, you’ve become a Tag-Team Champion with
no effort what so ever. Mr. Sunday Night
my ass, more like Mr. Give me what I can’t earn. Maybe you’ll find a way to prove yourself, if
you can put up half a good fight come Monday’s Havok. I guess that really does depend if you even
make it past Reloaded in the first place.
If you do, I gather holding that tag-title is going to get extra
difficult in the next couple months.
Mark McNasty, how many times have you been in position to walk out the
World Champion? How many times have you choked?
If you were a cat, I would think you’ve just about used up your nine
lives. Hell, Monday you didn’t even make
it to the ring, and now here you are, with another chance to make it? Kirlia should have made sure to have cuffed you
and thrown away the key. I used to
consider you a worthy challenger and a man I’d gladly face in the ring. Now, with this inept attitude of yours, I
don’t even think your fitting to be our US Champion. Heck, you get whiney when someone jokingly
asks for a shot… imagine what we’d have to hear when you do face a viable
contender. Maybe I should ask Raizzor to
come after you? Bet you’d piss your
pants then, eh?
Legend,
dude… Monday was not your night, and I offer an apology for not seeing what
went down. Had I been conscious, a DQ
would have put you into the Elimination Chamber. Then you go and ask for time off, but that
seems to not have lasted either. You’re
back, but will you be ready by Monday, will you be involved? I’d like to see you surprise the world and
find yourself into this match.. I have so much left to use against you, and I’d
hate to see it all go to waste.
Toco, …. I’ll get to you Sunday night around
Absolute Zero, I…. Uh, yeah.. if you make it in, I’ll retire on the spot
*laughs*
Shadow,
I used to shadow box, but when my shadow hit me, I quit doing that. I don’t know a lot about you, so I’m not
going to pretend to carry on a rant. I
have yet to really see you perform in a way that inspires me to reply. Would be nice if you made a real attempt
Monday, but I sincerely doubt it.
Justin Hunt and Krystal Lyne? Same with Shadow,
sorry. Though, I keep thinking Crystal
Light when I see your name, Miss Lyne.
And too bad Justin’s last name isn’t Time. Anyway, I think that just about covers
everyone.
One of
you is going to join us in the Elimination Chamber, and one of you is going to
join four others in going down with