Not a lot out of ol Captain Marticus for his match Monday, save some drinking, generic banter with his buds over fighting at Havok and then a Who’s Line Irish Drinking Song.  Hey, gotta admit, that was a little funny, and I can’t deny you being the entertaining sort.  I do the same thing occasionally, and sometimes it comes out perfect, other times it’s more funny in my head then my presentation allows.  Damn good thing I’m consistent when it comes to punking out challengers like you and the others… if I always relied on comedy or fantasy, I wouldn’t be where I am today. 

 

Silliness has it’s place, focus and determination however, are a constant.  Not to say I won’t fall to a bit of Schick before this is over, but I have to pick on ya while I have the chance, don’t I?  Hell, I’m tempted to gather some friends and do one myself, just to see if I can pull off something more humorous then you just saying the exact same thing in rhythm and rhyme that you said before. 

 

Icehouse was right about one thing, you are persistent in your lateness of the hour when you finally decide to open your mouth and share your jumbled thoughts with us. I promise, you do that for Happenstance, and I’ll tear you asunder and leave you strewn about in a thousand tiny pieces, and that, kiddo, isn’t funny.  To win this match requires one to produce multiple product, find worthy things to say each time and to lower the validity of one’s opponents so that feel, even for the barest moment, that they can’t succeed, and while my focus this time is really on just a select few, you can rest assured I will throw out the bait to lure the rest of you in, to give me fresh meat to chew you to bits.  Every little nibble helps, and I expect you to give me grand portions so I can have my fill.  Avoid that, and you know it will only serve to cost you a chance at being the best in the business today.  No glory, without the risk, right?

 

So, Captain Marticus, you really are a tough one for this match, having racked up an impressive amount of victories.  The difference between us is I’m no slouch and I don’t sneak in the back door to claim my victories, where as you are known for being a bit quiet before the storm.  I give my opponents time, hoping that occasionally I’m truly challenged.  Thank goodness for Rob Torborg and Icehouse, cause aside from our lost Kirlia, they’re the only ones seemingly willing to jump into the pool, except form me,  before all the kids arrive. 

 

So, feel free to turn your career into a serious of dreams and fantasies, since that’s all you’re going to have looking forward to this PPV. Yeah, all you will have is a dream.. one that won’t come true, but do count on having a nightmare, for which you may never wake. GOT IT?