So, Kirlia, how do you like my little ‘visual’ this time?  With so many people involved in this match, I figured it would be a bit easier to digest if each individual was separated into their own little bubble, so to speak.  This way, I can focus entirely on one person without having to worry about getting off track as much.  Not that I won’t, mind you, should a tasty little tidbit present itself during my ramblings.

 

Where to begin, right?  I liked the dollhouse bit you had going there, and I didn’t find it lame at all. I tend to believe visual representations help to present one’s ideas in an entertaining and enlightening way.  It’s also a form of metaphor, of course, and it takes a creative mind to come up with a good comparison to the situation at hand.  Of course, you will try to turn it around and suggest that what I did was lame, and you’re above all that, but Starla apparently thought it would be funny and like it or not, you did present the dollhouse to be studied by the viewers and in an effort to get a laugh, put the dolls in funny positions.

 

Ya should have just waved the idea off and said you don’t need to do that to begin with, but ya did it, I’ve seen it, and like I said.. kinda cool. I also enjoyed the fact that while you had most of the dolls are in suggestive positions inside the house, you put yourself on the roof to represent your later comments about suicide, while I’m there under the car, either fixing it or cutting the breaks… I haven’t decided yet.  Guess it all depends if I want to play the heel or face role in this bit!

 

Starla says you’re ‘above’ me and my games, and I say what’s the harm in a little fun?  If that’s the best you can do to try to smear my name, then you’ve got a lot to learn.  Ah, but you did, didn’t you? Tried to smear me by bringing up the time I walked out of the BWF.  Good friends with the Blazenwings, you say, so you got the ‘inside scoop’ as to what happened? New flash, kiddo, everyone already knows.  Of course, the world at large understands the situation a bit better then you do, and since you’ve decided to color it one shade, allow me to respond in a more bold color.

 

I left because I was disgusted with the management of the BWF.  The match they decided to replace the one I’d already prepared for, isn’t really the issue.  I am not a man who anyone can manipulate like a puppet. I told them specifically the match was already in place, and if there was an injury, finding a new tag partner for TCH would be fine.  In truth, the BWF was scared that neither TCH or Violent Flyer would even try to challenge for the titles, since up to that time, they’d been unresponsive to the Dragon’s verbal assault.  So, yes, I did leave.  It is a blemish in my otherwise perfect BWF career.  Do I regret leaving? Yes.  But it’s a situation I can not change, other then from the point of my return show the BWF I am worthy of wherever they place me. 

 

And what do they do? Give me power as the BWF commissioner!  So, you ask me why I think I’m a deserving champion, and I point out to you that the BWF wanted me back so much, they offered to put me in charge.  Now, that didn’t last very long, because HEY, guess what?  A dispute with the management, because they didn’t like the fact I could liven up the weekly shows in my short tenure then they did in two years.  Hell, I took Legend from a second rate World Champion on Reloaded and propelled him into the greatest Wrestlefest match of all time.  I snookered my way into contention for the World Title by working my ass off and hitting the right notes with him and the fans.  I faced Legend fair and square at Broken Resolutions and secured a rightful shot at Toxic.

 

I didn’t pin a girl in a match where the champion was distracted, and I certainly didn’t push Cade’s buttons with taking his girl away to form a new kitty stable.  You want to talk about who deserves what around here, then be very careful about what wool you try to pull over the BWF fan’s eyes. 

 

Now, I don’t remember anywhere in my last promo where I attempted to ‘scare’ you with using the bowling pin reference, and I find it funny people think fear has anything to do with any of this.  Not one of us in this match is scared, because if we were, we wouldn’t want to be here.  Concerned, perhaps, about the level of competition, causing each of us to do more, work harder then we might in any other circumstance, but scared? No.  Oh, and by the way, a little birdy told me that the proper use is ‘stuck’, not ‘stricken’  and that only an idiot trying to sound intelligent would use ‘stricken’.  Personally, I normally wouldn’t care, but you specifically said you’re NOT an idiot, so.

 

As for the scouting issue?  Yeah, people change, but it’s not just our match we had that I scouted, it was your work recently. Everything you have done since winning that title.. no, before winning it, I have watched.  Your work in the ring hasn’t changed all that much. It’s improved, certainly, but the over all style remains familiar.  People who know me understand that wrestling women is not my first and foremost joy. I’m not sexist and think they can’t handle the business. Hell, I’ve lost to a couple of them that are downright spectacular.  I just never much enjoyed the match ups…. And for the record, the only time I’ve ever fought women were in title matches and yes, before you go around asking; I do not have a shiny record against them.

 

Perhaps I just never put forth the full effort to win, because deep down inside I am concerned I’ll hurt them.  Yeah, yeah, still comes across sexist, but it’s just the way I was.

 

Was.  Because the truth is, you are the BWF Champion, and that means you have some skill, even though I’d wager it’s all tucked into your thumbs and fore fingers, and since you’re a part of this match, all sense of you being a woman goes out the window.  You’re a target, like all the others, a smaller, flimsier target physically, but still; dangerous.  If it should come down that we fight against each other in that chamber, then I gotta tell ya, it’s a good thing you got a pair of boobs on ya, because you’re gonna be bouncing up and down off that canvas a lot!  Heh, yeah, I can be a  bit filthy at times too.

 

Finally, to come back to something I mentioned at the beginning, and that’s your doll’s place on top of the house.  Only sane reason to be up there is to install a Satellite dish or to clean out the gutters.. heh, either that or someone’s about to jump.  I gotta tell you, kiddo, if the only thing that saved you from committing suicide last year was the desire to fulfill your destiny as the BWF champion, then you’re more hopeless then I thought!  There’s many reasons to go on living, and I can think of a lot that is more important then a Gold Title Belt in a federation.  Working your ass off to be the best in this business is great, and I do it every day, but to come back from the brink of death for this, and only this?  Pathetic.  I don’t buy it, and I don’t think anyone else does either.  Trying to paint yourself as the poor girl who struggled from death to rise to the top isn’t going to work against the company you’re keeping. 

 

So, while you sit pretty at home, applying pretty pink stardust to what was a valuable championship, or playing dress up with Mark McNasty, I’ll be continuing to play the mind games, messing with people and raising the bar on the competition, GOT IT?