We return shortly after, and we find Chamelion taking a moment to drown the rest of the water. He then turns and pins a second name onto the bulletin board, this one below Eliminator that reads Ice Hensley.  He grins as he looks at the name, remembering how Ice greeted his last work, and questions how anyone in this federation gets by on utilizing the dirty word dictionary.  Perhaps Ice and Legend could team up and call themselves NC-17!

 

“Icehouse Hensley.  Did you enjoy your hearty laugh, is it out of your system now?  Good, cause you’ll need to wipe your eyes clean and open your ears to listen to me very carefully.  I can only respond to the words you say, and how you say them and when you said Chamelion and Kirlia are in matches and they decided to book us three, you leave little room for interpretation.  In fact, you talk so fast you tend to leave a lot of the good stuff out to begin with.  Likely explains why you go back and add later, when no one’s looking, just to feel you out witted someone with your half assed speech.  Hell, I tried to cover your ass for you, a little bit, but if you really don’t believe in DVD additions, then what else was it?  A cheap way to fatten yourself up?  I think the beer will do that for you.”

 

He sighs then, just a hair’s breath, reflecting on the fact that there’s so many wrestlers in the BWF who think drinking a lot of beer on screen is some sort of amazing gimmick.  I think Stone Cold has that angle covered quite nicely and the likes of Ice, Toxic, Clark and Cross would do well to focus on something else, something that could be beneficial to their in career record, not their bar record.

 

“I wonder if name calling is your greatest power, because you wield that and random insults like a precious weapon.  Too bad I wound deeper with a paper cut, otherwise I might have felt a twinge of irritation.  Never been too much into taking offense with people’s descriptions of my wife or I, since we’re above the petty squabbling that results from it.  Anyhow, onward; do I really need to waste my time going over the differences of our careers?  If I don’t, people will think I concurred with you, and if I do, it could get repetitious, and heaven forbid I get blamed for THAT!”

 

Repetition - the occurrence of an event which has occurred before.  Examples – Five challengers to Chamelion all saying ‘I’m going to beat you” or “I’m going to end your winning streak.”  Or, even better, “Chamelion, stop being repetitious.”  Yeah, takes one to know one, dumbasses.  Snickering at his thought, Chamelion shrugs as he continues.

 

“Oh well, I guess it can’t be helped.  You’re behind me now, kiddo, never said you always were.  Yeah, you’ve held titles here I have yet to challenge for, but the cliché’ often used is something along the lines of losing as many titles as one wins and I think it’s a bit OBVIOUS that I had help to win the tag team titles, since they are in fact, a group effort.  Hall of Fame, I suppose if you want the quick way in, sure, but when I get there, it’ll be from hard work and perseverance, and as for undisputed?  No, here I have not had the opportunity to be declared the Undisputed champion of the BWF.  Now, Undisputed Champion of the PWA, RJW, PHWF and SWF? That I did and when Sunday’s over, I can add the BWF’s Undisputed Reign to my list.  Still, if you want to narrow your focus on the past, and not consider the present and future, that’s your call.  I have a few more to worry about then that.”

 

Not like there’s a whole lot to Icehouse to begin with, and Chamelion feels that stopping now would put a bump in his flow, but hey, if nothing else, Chamelion is consistent.  Catch you in a few!