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| After moving away from London in 2003 my current abode is in Stirling, Scotland, a country of many hills and clouds. When you make your way here and get lost, refer to the universal map below. |
| To get around Great Britain presents no insuperable problem to the enterprising traveller . You just have to be a little patient, and not too picky about where you want to go. Book your seat on the soon-to-be-obsolete Connex-Flyer; remember to confirm it at half-hourly intervals, admire the irregular bumpity -bump of the train wheels as it speeds along the pitted and rotting track., change at Didcot onto a coach which will drive you to a goods train yard outside Swindon, take the 3:14 a.m., clinging-to-the-buffers service to Littlehampton until you're derailed just beyond Hartlepool, then ask. |
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| "We English happen to be the best people in the world. We have the highest standards of decency, justice, liberty and peace." (Cecil Rhodes) Most people would prefer if they had the highest standards for running a public transport system. But hey! you cannot have everything. Where would you put it? |
| Britain is worth a visit. The natives in the South (aka "John Bull" or "Sassenachs") stand out by their famous modesty: |
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| For more detailed directions, mail me. kaifunkschmidt (a) gmx.de |
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