Why Do students fails in Exam
It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days. Typical academic year for a student:
1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left 81.
7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.
10.Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!! Balance = 0 "Then how can a student pass ??
Chocolate
Chocolate is actually good for u! It is still a high-fat product, but chocolate contains even more treasured antioxidants than red wine, blueberries or black tea.

Does it make u gain weight? Yes, chocolate is a high-fat food, and if u r concerned about your weight u ought to limit your intake of high-fat foods. But chocolate can b enjoyed by most people---in moderation..
Does it contain caffeine? umm.. mayb a bit..
Is it really an aphrodisiac? ahh!! An especially popular urban legend, for some reason or other. i think chocolate puts many people in a very good, more relaxed mood..

we crave chocolate not because of some pharmacological property, but simply because of its magnificent sensuous properties.
Just think, ..now guilt-free, u can put a big, shiny piece of chocolate in your mouth and eat the firm, hard solid. Then, close your eyes. The luxurious, voluptuous chocolate oozes across your tongue and your mouth fills with thick, velvety, rich liquid. Sensuous aromas waft through your head, and everywhere, everywhere, deep, dark taste. Breathe in deeply and lose yourself in chocolate, chocolate, beloved chocolate...

OH!! I'm a Chocolate Lover!!
A nut
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