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Funny Quotes |
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If you know me, then you've probably seen many of these as my MSN names ^^ But It doesnt make then any less Funny!! |
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"Don't you think hard work must've killed someone?" |
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" When life gives you lemons, Shut up and eat your damn lemons!" |
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" I wondered why the frisbee was getting closer, then, it hit me!" |
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"Deja Moo: The feeling that I've heard this Bull before." |
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"You're so vain, I bet you think this statement is about you." |
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Loosen up Sesshomaru! |
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" On second thought, NO AGAIN!" |
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"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them" |
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"Don't steal, the governmant doesn't like competition" |
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"How nice of you to take this time to humiliate yourself in public" |
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I WANT YOU, to stay far, far away from me." |
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"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason..." |
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"Pardon me, I find your existance offensive; please die." |
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"Never say 'Oops!': always say: Ah, interesting' " |
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Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was surprised." |
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"I am NOT phsychopathic, and if you say I am again, I'll slit your throat!" |
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"I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead." |
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"Bugs crawl through open windows" |
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"Freedom of speech is wonderful, right up there with the freedom not to listen." |
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" Your feelings are ugly and wrong!" |
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"Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, then change the subject." |
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Don't take candy from strangers, unless they offer you a ride." |
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There yah go! |
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"If all else fails, stop using all else" |
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"Don't hit kids! No seriously, they have guns now." |
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"It's never right to poison the neighbour's dog." |
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"People are bastard coated bastards with a bastard filling." |
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"Save an animal, eat a vegetarian" |
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"Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice." |
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"A barrel full of monkeys would not be fun, it would be horrifying!!!" |
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"Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge." |
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"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are suble and will pee on you while you sleep." |
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"Don't say ironic when you mean coincidental" |
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"The day that Microsoft makes something that doesnt suck will probably be the day they start making vacuum cleaners." |
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