+ FORTUNES +
These are, of course, some of the fortunes I've received in Chinese fortune cookies and thought were hilarious. Why are they so funny? Well, just add the words "in bed" after each fortune and read it aloud...^_~
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Please submit any fortunes you've received that amuse you by e-mailing them to [email protected] or posting a reply in my LiveJournal.
"You are imaginative in using your skills."
"Wisdom is acquired by experience, not just by age."
"You will have good luck in personal affairs."
"Promise only what you can deliver."
"You have an unusual magnetic personality."
"You will be successful in your career."
"One old friend is better than two new ones."
"He who loves you will follow you."
"You will be asked to a wedding soon."
"Now is a good time to finish up old tasks."
"We can learn from everyone, even our adversaries."
"You are the center of every group's attention."
"Now is the time to try something new."
