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OK, this is the second game I played for XBox.  Its very good, though not as good as Halo.  I recommend you play it, if you like adventure games.  If you don't like adventure games, you may like this one, and if you have adventure games... this is an adventure game... so you probably won't like it.  DIE, MUTHERFUCKER!

Gameplay (8.9):  I like it.  It's original, talking to people and bossing them around.  You control Abe, the stitch-mouthed Mudokon, or Munch, the one legged frog-thing in a wheelchair.  When playing as Abe, you can boss around the other Mudokons, whom are classified as Scrubs (pussies who you have to save) or Natives (pussies who you don't need to save, and can be trained into badasses).  When playing as Munch, you can control Fuzzles, the little balls of fuzz with large, sharp, teeth.  

I like telling people, "Hey, everyone, listen up!"  and then farting.  I also like the idea of little fuzzballs having large teeth and murdering people.  The levels can be kind of complicated, but not really bad.  Although, in some parts, it can be very hard.  It will go from being amazingly easy, to amazingly complicated.

You can train your Native Mudokons into becoming warriors, and I think that's pretty neat.  They can be Tomahawkers (people who hit enemies with sticks) or Mudarchers (people with machine guns).  You can also throw people into what they call a "Recycler," or, a big spinning blade.  It kills them.  Fast.  Bloody.  YAY!

Graphics (10):  Some may say it's ugly.  I say it's beautiful.  If you've seen it,  you know what I am talking about, and if you don't, then fuck you.  

The freaks are all incredibly detailed, and very nicely done.  They're supposed to be ugly!

Sound (9):  The voices are good, and the characters can say funny things.  The Glukkons (Oddworld's Jews) say things like, "I'm gonna need an ass the size of a truck to for this wallet!"  When Abe farts, Munch will say something like, "Oh, you bastard! That's nasty!"

Overall (8.7):  It's fun.  I like possessing people, and then blowing them up, so it's cool.  Buy this, and have fun!

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