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The first game I played for my precious XBox, was Halo. It makes me feel bad, because of this: I am very scared that all other games I play after this will seem like SHIT compared to this gem! Holy Natas, I love this game! Gameplay (10): The gameplay is kind of strange at first, using one stick to move, and another to look at things, but after a little bit, it's not hard at all. Controlling the vehicles is also kind of hard... you would think they would make it the same as walking, but they changed it to something else, where you control accelerating and decelerating with the left stick, and turning and aiming with the right stick. It, also, is hard at first, but becomes easy after a little bit. Sticking grenades to people is cool. When you have a plasma grenade, you can throw it at an enemy, but if it hits them, it will stick to them. That's fucking awesome! Watching a grunt run around screaming, doing the Yatta! dance is fucking sweet! And they usually run into their friends, killing them all! The AI is pretty smart... they usually know when to run, when to fight, and that there is some small safety in numbers. Graphics (9.5): One fucking word: amazing. Explosions look like explosions. People look like people. Not a jaggy in sight. The women are kind of ugly, though, so I must deduct points. Sound (9): The sound is pretty good. Things sound real. They have people with Mexicano voices though, so it loses points there. Otherwise, the guns sound like guns, explosions sound like explosions. Fucking sounds like fucking! Well... I assume it would, if there was any actual fucking in the game... there isn't though, but who can blame the men for not wanting to fuck those ugly bitches? Overall (9.5): I like it. If you are doubting getting an XBox, then this is the only reason you need to get it. Play this mutherfucker, dammit, play! |
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