We are friends. If I decide that *you* are no longer my friend, then I am afraid my Regenschirm will bring you um.
(see right)
Anyone else wondering where Graham's right hand is? "Oh Richard!"
Not The Last Day But Other Wacky Photos
Well, just a few more. Here we have a most delightful young lady modelling what  may seem to be, upon first glance, an ordinary umbrella. But be ye not fooled, tis in fact the umbrella of DOOM. Only this girl and a few select others are trained in its handling.
As it is, these two hit it off immediately, and the umbrella was quite content to perch on its friend's shoulder for days at a time...
...until it got left in China, where, according to the latest reports, it still resides happily with a charming native poncho and a family of little cocktail parasols. (right)
I would like to point out that this photo did not originate from the same batch as the others. It and its direct family can be found here, somewhere. I'm really not sure...but I have been told... Oh well, anyway. The rather groovy gentleman in the foreground has just performed a miracle, and the infidels are fleeing from his just vengeance. The sound of wreaking is in the air...
But seriously, how DID he do that? By the way, for those of you not getting it, he's floating the rock in front of his left leg. No, HIS left.
Oh, I give up.
What do you MEAN, what the hell is THAT? It's quite obviously a lifesize printout of Graham Norton attached to the front of a rather fetching statue of Richard Pate back at my beloved school. Just look at the way the toilet roll billows in the breeze. Lovely.
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