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And so, for all you music lovers out there, this is our wonderful songs page which takes some of the best songs and alters them towards a more....R**enic mood.
PURE AND SIMPLE, sung by Duo(originally by HearSay)

So Relena's been driving you crazy
She's been following you all around lately
Well i've got a few ideas at hand
You always say that we should follow emotions
Well i wanna throw her into the ocean
Fun ways to kill her aren't hard to find

Oh, i know she's been bothering you for days
(baby, baby)
And you know that i mean it when i say
(oh-ooh)

Wherever you go
You know she's gonna find you
Whatever you say
She'll never ever leave you
The answer's simple
I'll kill her for you!
Whatever you do
She still thinks that you like her
You know it's true
She won't believe you hate her
It's oh-so-simple
You can kill her too!

Though i'd still prefer to throw her in the ocean
We could make her die in an explosion
Or get a gun and shoot her right through the head
We could tie her up and leave her on a rail track
Or stick a nice big shiny knife right into her back
Either way we'll make sure she's dead

Wherever you go
You know she's gonna find you
Whatever you say
She'll never ever leave you
The answer's simple
I'll kill her for you!
Whatever you do
She still thinks that you like her
You know it's true
She won't believe you hate her
It's oh-so-simple
You can kill her too!
Back you go.
Off to hate Relena even more.
Maria, originally by Blondie

She thinks Heero cares
And she's got disgusting hair
Ohh, it makes you wanna throw up
She squeals out his name
You wish she'd get hit by a train
Ohhh, 'cos then she'd surely die

Oh don't you wanna kill her?
Oh, we want to make her go away...

Relena!
Don't want to see her
She's way too gross to be allowed
Relena!
I'd kill Relena!
A million and one different ways

Her kingdom was destroyed
And I was simply overjoyed
It's such a shame she didn't die though
Now she's queen of the world
But really just a stupid girl
Ooh, she just has no idea

Oh, don't you wanna kill her
Oh, I wish she would  go away...

Relena!
I hate Relena
If you hate her then we two can be friends
Relena!
We all despise her
'Cause It's such a fun thing to do...

She thinks she's really cute
But actually she's really...not
Still, she thinks that Heero wants her
She thinks it's cool to whine
And be a baka all the time
But we just hate her all the more...

Oh, she is so annoying!
Oh, how can we make her go away?

Relena!
Gundamn Relena!
And anyone who thinks she's not that bad
Relena!
In fact she evil!
And everyone knows good always wins...

Relena!
Nobody like's her
I'm telling you the stupid bi*ch must die
Relena!
She has just got to..
So who is gonna kill her you or I?
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing or any of it's characters-thankfully, in Rel**a's case.
I also do not own any of the original song's rights and as a fan i am just creating my version, ok?
Kum bah yah
Traditional

Kum bah yah my lord, Kum bah yah
Kum bah yah my lord, Kum bah yah
Kum bah yah my lord, Kum bah yah
Oh lord Kum bah yah
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Someone's chasing me, Kum bah yah
Someone's chasing me, Kum bah yah
Someone's chasing me, Kum bah yah
Oh lord, Kum bah yah
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Can I kill her lord, Kum bah yah?
Can I kill her lord, Kum bah yah?
Can I kill her lord, Kum bah yah?
Oh lord, Kum bah yah
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Shinigami says, do it now!
Shinigami says, do it now!
Shinigami says, do it now!
Oh lord, Kum bah yah
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She died horribly, Kum bah yah
She died horribly, Kum bah yah
She died horribly, Kum bah yah
Oh lord Ha ha ha
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