| The Heavyarms Dance! |
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| Right, yop. Hello. Heavyarms dance, ohhh, where to begin? Hang on! I know! The beginning! *dances with joy at her own cleverness* |
| This is Heavyarms, in case yah didn't know. It's Charlie's favourite Gundam, and the subject of this page. P.s. My hidden talent is stating the obvious, no, really. |
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| If you ever see Gundam Zero Three in this type of pose, it usually means that it's about to run out of ammo... |
| The one and only Dance! |
| The one and only Dance! |
| The Heavyarms Dance is moderately simple, which is why even Trowa can do it....aaaargh! *ducks missile thrown by Alethea, a 3x4 fan* Sorry! Anyway, like I said, it's simple. In a battle, things are always in a certain order, or at least, Trowa seems to think they are. Picture the scenario, a small mobile suit and a large mobile suit are both moving to attack you. Who do you destroy first? |
| THE LITTLE ENEMY!!! |
| So. Who's next? Well, it's gotta be.... |
| THE BIG ENEMY!!! |
| ...and that's really all there is to it. |
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| Heavyarms |
| If you continue to fight in the manner described above, you will develop a pretty, Reach High, Reach Low pattern, which although it may look a bit odd, will be doing wonders for your Gundam's pectorals, wherever the hell they are... |
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| CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE MASTERED THE ANCIENT AND MYSTERIOUS HEAVYARMS DANCE!! |
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| Number of people who have mastered the Heavyarms dance since I made this madcap page... |
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| Trowa - I can't believe I agreed to be in a photo. Heero - Hey, if I have to stick it out, so do you, Bang boy! Quatre - Please don't fight guys! Duo - Just relax and enjoy it, Heero, don't forget, biiiiiig smiiiiiiile! Heero - Hn. Wufei, you haven't said anything yet. Wufei - That, Heero, is because I am preparing to throw a snowball at the photographer! Take that! |