If I offend you, that's too damn bad. And it probably means you're some anal retentive bible thumping soccer mom republican tight ass. In which case, I'll be pretty proud of myself for offending you.
If this little blurb doesn't offend you, go on in. If it intriques you, even better. If you think I'm an idiot... *shrug* Oh well! You can kiss my ass along with everyone else. =)
