Yo Mamma is so ugly,
even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her.
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her dentist treats her by mail-order.
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her pillow cries at night.
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even the elephant man paid to see her.
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her shadow quit.
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her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
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her face is closed on weekends!
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Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant.
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even the tide won't come back in.
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even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her.
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I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
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I can do her in any position and its still doggy style.
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I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her
back."
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if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it.
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it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym.
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if she were a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
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instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her
neck.
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I took her to the zoo and the monkeys said "Damn, how'd you get out so fast."
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I have to watch your sister undress just to calm down.
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her shadow ran away from her.
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it looks like she's been bobbing for French fries.
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people go as her for Halloween.
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roaches go "Hi mom!"
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she could be the poster child for birth control!
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she can't even bare the thought of fucking herself.
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Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
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she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it.
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people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen.
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just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father
said "Yes, let's go bury it."
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it makes me wish birth control is retroactive.
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she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the ugly log.
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she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.
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she could scare the flies off a shit wagon.
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she has a sign in her yard that says "Beware of Dog."
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she could scare the moss off a rock!
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she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror.
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she could only be Yo mamma.
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she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
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she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
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she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
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she has to creep up on her makeup.
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she has to trick or treat over the phone.
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she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.
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she looks like you.
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she makes onions cry.
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she entered the ugly contest and the judge said, "Sorry, no professionals."
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she makes blind children cry.
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she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.
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she has to get the baby drunk to breast feed it.
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she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning.
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she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.
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she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.
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she was a guard for Castle Greyskull.
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that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team.
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the doctor is still smacking her ass.
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she's never seen herself 'cause the mirrors keep breaking.
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she pretends she's someone else when she's having sex.
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she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness.
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she tied a pork chop around her neck and the dog still wouldn't play with her.
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she scares roaches away.
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yo dad first met her at the pound.
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that if ugly were a crime, she'd get the electric chair.
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that when she was a baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
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when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween
already?"
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that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own Ghetto.
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when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
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yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
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she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
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yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye.
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when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
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the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.
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they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
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they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
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the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train.
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they know what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock!
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the kids call her Lassie
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they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
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the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.
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the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.
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they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
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they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
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they know what time she was born, because her face stopped
the clock!
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they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
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they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
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they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty.
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they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.
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we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation.
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well.. look at you!
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when I took her to a haunted house she came out with a
paycheck.
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when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck.
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when she gets up, the sun goes down.
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when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.
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when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
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when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
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when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back
shaking it's head.
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when she masturbates she gets arrested for cruelty to
animals.
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when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped
in for curtains.
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when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
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like she has four big toes.
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when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table
and start screaming.
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when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance
cameras.
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when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted
windows.
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when she was born the doctor looked at her ass, then her
face, and said "Twins!"
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when she was born the doctor smacked everyone.
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when she was born, her mama saw the afterbirth and
said "Twins."
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when she was born, the doctor slapped her and her parents.
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when she was born, the doctor smacked the wrong end.
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when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
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when she went camping, the park ranger was like "Hey Yogi!"
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when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.
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when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "rape"
and they yelled "NO!"
Yo mama's so ugly,
when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo mama's so ugly,
yo dad first met her at the pound.
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yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
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yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss
her good-bye.
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yo father's breath smells like shit 'cause he'd rather kisk her ass.
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that if ugly were a crime, she'd get the electric chair.
Yo mama's so ugly,
that when she was a baby, her parents had to feed her with
a slingshot.
Yo mama's so ugly,
you could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies.
Yo mama's so ugly,
your real pops could only be a fuckin' dog
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