Yo Mamma is so stupid,
at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
when I gave her a dollar and asked for a quater back, she gave me Dan Marino.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, I asked what she was
doing, and she said sending a voice mail.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen the bitch since.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
her shirt says TGIF- tits go in first.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
her shoes say TGIF- toes go in front.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
if brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around the
inside of a Fruit Loop.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she asked you "What is the number for 911".
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button
in "9-1-1"
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she gave your uncle a blowjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she got fired from a blow-job.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she got a part time job painting skittles.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she fell up the stairs.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she got hit by a parked car.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she had Dan Quayle check her spelling.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she married Yo daddy.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she invented a solar powered flashlight.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she got shot running to the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she put a peephole in a glass door.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she ran out of gas leaving Texaco.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she sold the house to pay the mortgage.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she stands up on an empty bus.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she sold the car for gas money.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she said "what's that letter after x" and I said Y she said "Cause I want to
know".
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she put on a coat to chew winterfresh gum.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she studied for a blood test and failed.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of a clean glass.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thinks stereotype is the brand on her clock-radio.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thought she could get food stamps at the post office.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thought meow mix was a record for cats.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thought asphalt was a skin disease.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thought Boyz2Men was a daycare center.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she wouldn't know up from down if she had three guesses.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
when her husband lost his marbles she bought him new ones.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she wiped her ass before she took a shit.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she was locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thought the Internet was something you catch fish with.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she tried to drown a fish.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she took lessons for a player piano.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thought Thailand was a men's clothing store.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she tried to drown herself in a carpool.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she tried to mail a letter with food stamps.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she tried to steal a free sample.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she used a vibrator for an egg beater.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she tried to melt squeeze Parkay.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she tried to insult you and started with "Yo mama's so..."
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