Yo Mamma is so old,
her memory is in black and white.
Yo Mamma is so old,
she drove a chariot to high school.
Yo Mamma is so old,
she has a Jesus Starter jacket.
Yo Mamma is so old,
she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
Yo Mamma is so old,
she used to gang bang with the Flintstone's.
Yo Mamma is so old,
she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Yo Mamma is so old,
she used to baby-sit Yoda.
Yo Mamma is so old,
she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.
Yo Mamma is so old,
she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
Yo Mamma is so old,
she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.
Yo Mamma is so old,
Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo Mamma is so old,
she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.
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