Yo Mamma is so fat,
The National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she weighs herself the scale says "To be continued..."
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she sits on a dollar, blood rushes out George Washington's nose!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her belly-button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she walks in front of the T.V. you miss out on 3 commercials!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
people jog around her for exercise!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she makes big bird look like a rubber duckie!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she plays pool with the planets.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
it took 25 minutes to download a picture of her from the Internet.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
the telephone company gave her two area codes!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she ran out into the road in front of me, I tried to swerve round, but ran out of petrol.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
that after sex I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
the Goodyear blimp accidently flew into her mouth!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she wears a yellow raincoat, people shout "Taxi!"
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her feet need license plates!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
that she has to use a VCR for a pager.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo Mamma is so fat,
"Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
even her shadow has stretch marks.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
a picture of her fell off the wall!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240
Patrons OR Yo Mamma"
Yo Mamma is so fat,
every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her ass has it's own congressman.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her belt size is the equator.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her nickname is "Damn."
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her tailor takes her measurements in light years.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her college graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her skates went flat.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her blood type is Ragu.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
instead of Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA, he'd seen her too.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
I gain weight just by watching her eat.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she could sell shade.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she don't eat Wheat Thins, she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called
for a key violation.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell out.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she can't tie her own shoes.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
no one can talk behind her back.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she eats cereal out of a satellite dish.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-
towards-us!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she had to roll over 4 times just to get an even tan.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she don't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she has a greater gravitational attraction than a black hole.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she fell off a boat and the captain yelled "Land Ho!"
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she has to get out of the car to change gears.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she wakes up in sections.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she's on both sides of the family.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
the body snatchers called home for backup.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she's moving the Earth out of its orbit.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she wears an asteroid belt.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she leaves stretch marks on the bathtub.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she masturbates reading cookbooks.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she needs a road map to find her ass.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she sat in Big Foot and made it a lowrider.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Seattle, NY.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she makes Free Willy look like a Tic-Tac.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she sat on a rowing machine and it sank.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she sat on the corner and the police came & said "Break it up!"
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the hell off."
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H d.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she stepped on a talking scale and it said "Please step out of the car."
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she sat on a dollar and made change.
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