No Periods

This is a song I made up because I think it sucks that girls get gross things known as periods once a month. Ugh! Sing this to the tune of "No Scrubs," by TLC.



Guys think periods are all right,

But girls know the truth about their might.

Always giving them horrible cramps,

While the blood goes all over their pants.

CHORUS

No, I don't want your tampon,

No, I don't want to loan out mine,

And no, I don't want to buy pads daily,

No, I hate wasting my time!

No, I don't want no periods,

Periods are things that get no love from me,

Dripping on the seat of my pants,

When I give them a glance,

Always annoying me.


When I least want it I get it first,

Before a big date is really the worst.

And getting PMS tends to freak me out,

I don't seem normal when I go about.


REPEAT CHORUS


Noooo, periods.
Noooo, periods.
No, no!

REPEAT CHORUS A TWO OR THREE TIMES

The End

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