About Me

Kacie: So, you want to hear about me? I'm a great, bold person. I am wonderful. I rescue knights. I have done many great deeds, such as-

Bart: Yeah, right! Don't listen to her! She's such a little fake. The truth about her is much worse... ::shudders::

Kacie: BART! You had to ruin my fun again!!?? I was gonna tell them the truth, honest! Really! Hello?

Bart: Yeah, sure, whatever. So, what do the readers want to know about you?

Kacie: I think they want to know EVERY LITTLE detail about my life. I'm the coolest person on earth, and they need to immortalize me forever in their souls.

Bart: I doubt it. Maybe just the basics, like you name and age? I swear, I can't believe I'm the sensible one for once.

Kacie: OK, OK, my name is Angelica, I'm 25 years old, skinny as a pin, a professional model-

Bart: Try again- or I'll shoot a Bart Missle at you!

Kacie: That would NOT be good. Fine. My name is Kacie, duh. I'm 17 years old, and I'm a junior in High School.

Bart: Hmm, let's get a bit more specific. Tell the readers what you like to do.

Kacie: FIGURE SKATE! I can do a double axel! That's better than you! And I play the violin...

Bart: The violin? Ugh! Could you remind me just HOW we became friends?

Kacie: Shut up. Hmm, what else can I tell you? My favorite subject is English because I like writing stories.

Bart: Write one about me!

Kacie: Only if you're co-operative to me. SO, anyway, I have a brother named David, and I used to have a hamster named Jax before its tragic death.

Bart: Jax? What kind of a name is that?

Kacie: Easy. The ax part comes from Alex Rodriguez, my favorite baseball player. Then, I added the J.

Bart: Ooooh, Alex Rodriguez. You think he's HOT, don't you?

Kacie: Um, uh, hehe...

Bart: Gotcha! How about other famous people? Who do you like?

Kacie: Hmm, figure skaters I like Kristi Yamaguchi, Tara Lipinski, Sasha Cohen, Scott Hamilton, and Timothy Goebel. I like lots of other cool celebs though, too.

Bart: What video games?

Kacie: Well, DUH, I like all the Final Fantasies, Xenogears, and Pokemon. Didn't I tell you that?

Bart: Yeah, just checking. And who are your favorite characters from these games?

Kacie: Hmm, from Final Fantasy VII I like Cid and Aeris, Laguna from FFVIII, Zidane, Eiko, and Vivi from IX, Misty from Pokemon...

Bart: What about Xenogears?

Kacie: Isn't it obvious? Of course, my favorite character is..(drum roll)

Bart: ::Starts Grinning::

Kacie: FEI FONG WONG!

Bart: Huh? What? Grrrrr... ::takes out a leather whip::, well, I guess I'll go fix the Yggdrasil...

Kacie: Bart, I was kidding! my favorite character is YOU, of course! You rule!

Bart: ::walks back:: Really? I am? Why?

Kacie: Because you're a cool king, you've got a determined personalty, you're cocky, and you're a softie!

Bart: Me? A softie? I think you've mistaken me for Billy...

Kacie: ::in a conforting voice:: It's OK, Barty-warty ::puts arm around him::

Bart: Th-thanks! ::begins crying hysterically::

Kacie: Point proven. Now, I have a site to maintain, fanfics to write, and homework to do.

Bart: Hey wait, I haven't even told them about me!

Kacie: They can read all about you in your room. Hehehehehehe... ::laughs evily::

Bart: DAMN IT! How many times do I have to tell you to take that down?

Kacie: Sorry, Bart. It's here to stay.

Bart: Oh man....WAH!!!!!!!! ::begins crying again::

Kacie: My, my, my. Well, while Bart is crying, I'm going to sneak out of here. OK? Well, see ya! ::leaves::

Bart: ::stops crying:: Hey, where did she go? I was gonna tell her something! No fair! Well, I've gotta go find her... ::picks up whip and leaves:: Bye!

THE END

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