An L5R Fable, adapted from an old joke

Recently a Legend of the Five Rings Super Store opened where players could go to choose potential cards for upcoming sets for their clans. It was laid out in five floors, with the choices increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you had to choose the cards from that floor and only that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of players went to the shopping center to find some cards...

First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These cards provide battle ending actions and free gold." The players read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than now, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor
The sign read, "These cards provide battle ending actions, free gold, and boxable personalities." "Hmmm," said the players, "But, I wonder what's further up?

Third floor
This sign read, "These cards provide battle ending actions, free gold, boxable personalities, and easy ways to dishonor your opponent" "Wow," said the players, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These cards provide battle ending actions, free gold, boxable personalities, easy ways to dishonor your opponent, Rallying Cry, Counterattack, and Superior Tactics." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that L5R players are impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs."

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