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What do you recommend doing on a first date? |
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"A firm pinch on the ass just to say hello would be the ideal way to begin a first date. Then a quick blow job followed by a nice round of super mario brothers. While he plays, he completely denies my exsistance.....and with the way he screams out "MARIO!!!" I begin to wonder if he's gay. I break out the $3 french maid neglige from Ragstock and prance around the room. He finally snaps out of his video game trance and throws me on the couch. We play a rigorous game of hungry hungry hippos and then I retreat back home." |
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"I think a movie is the best thing to do on a first date. No this is NOT because I'm obsessed with my movie theater. A fist date is kind of ackward and it is sometimes hard to find things to talk about. If you go to a movie you don't have to talk much. You can go to dinner afterwards and talk about the movie.....that will help start the conversation and lead you into other subjects to talk about. Also, even though opposites attract, it is sometimes hard to be in a relationship (at least at our age) with someone that doesn't like the same movies as you do." |
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"I would recommend something where you can talk and get to know the person. Renting a video is ok (as long as you know the person) but no movie theaters. Walking around a park, a coffee shop, dinner, and amusement park, ice skating, rollerblading.......something active is always good." |
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"A first date? What's that? Oh, wait......I had one of those once.....many moons ago.....I don't remember it.....although my mother claims I went to see Titanic. Hmm......maybe you should ask Al Gore.....he seems to be full of all sorts of ideas these days!" |
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"Well, my first date with my lovely wife Tipper was rather romantic if I do say so myself. I *AM* Al Gore after all. I took her on a walk in a park, played at the play ground with her, and then finished the night off with a rented movie at home. It was cheap, it was easy, and look at how far it got me!" |
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