| Those Stupid Fritobats |
| ways to eat a fritobat |
| bake them deep fry them eat them raw bbq them broil boil or just bit their heads off |
| Fritobats have plagued parts of Utah and Colorado for several years now and me and my associates have dedicated our lives to help in the extermination of this annoying little critter |
| THE ANTIFRITOBAT PLEDGE |
| HOW YOU CAN TELL ITS A FRITOBAT |
| -fritobats age from their teens and into their twenties -there height is aproxamintly from 5 feet four inches to aproxamitly 6 feet 3 inches -they are located in the states of Utah and Colorado -they may be mean and angry depending on what time of day you find them |
| A Fritobat recipe |
| 3 cups of all purpose flour 2/3 cup of brown sugar or maple sugar 2/3 cup of natural cane sugar 1 teaspoon of baking powder 1 teaspoon of baking soda 3/4 teaspoon of ground cinnamon 3 large, very ripe fritobats 1/2 cup fat-free egg product 1/3 cup 1% vinilla soy milk 2 tablespoons of unsweetened applesauce 1 1/2 teaspoons of pure vinilla extract |
| Preperation |
| 1. preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Spray a tube pan or a large loaf pan lightly with cooking spray. 2. in a bowl, whisk together flour, sugars, baking powder, baking soda, cinnamon and salt and set aside. 3. In a food processor, puree ripe fritobats, add egg product, soy milk, applesauce and vinnila and process until mixed. 4. add fritobat mixture to dry ingredients, blending with a wire whisk or wooden spoon. Do not overmix. 5.bake for an hour and 20 minutes. 6. cool on a wire rack. |
| Enjoy your Fritobat Bread!!!! |