And now for some humor....
You might be a band dork if:
-the word 'band' gets thrown into your sentance even though you didn't mean to say it -you use cork grease as chapstick -listening to a tape of band music makes you want to dance -you wear your uniform to lunch infront of your ordinary classmates and no one seems to notice -people dont recognize you when your not wearing your letter jacket -you realize you are walking in step with other band dorks between classes -when the band stops at the mall, you march through the stores -you simply cannot stop humming your show music -you REALLY know what goes on in the flute sectional at band camp -the words "water break" cause a stampede and you know why -you only date in the band -ordinary classmates think a band joke is funny, but you remember two years ago when you made it up. It was funny then. -you wear band shirts to church -someone comments on the game friday night and you completely forgot that the football team was there -you own more band shirts then normal shirts -you know rookies by their coordinate number -you take better care of your instrument than your hair -there is no doubt in your mind you could perform your show backwards while asleep -you've heard piccolos tuning and lived through it |