Liked Christmas a lot...
But Kai,
who happened to be a blader
Did NOT!
He hated Christmas!
The whole Christmas Season!
Now if you ask me, I got a few reasons.
It may be that he never fit in right.
It may be that his scarf in season one was too tight.
But maybe the answer is he had no Christmas fetish
And maybe, just maybe, he was probably Jewish!
But whatever the reason,
I think the scarf was too tight,
he stayed up all that Christmas Eve Night,
Staring out the window, with a frown most unpleasent,
then he thought, "WHY THE HECK DON'T I GET ANY PRESENTS"?
Then he looked out again,
at the town, towards the rear,
"Tommorow is Christmas" he snarled, "IT'S PRACTICALLY HERE!"
Then he growled, and snarled, and he got real upset
"STUPID CHRISTMAS, IT'S EVEN TAKING OVER THE INTERNET!"
For tommorow he knew...
...All the girls and boys
Would wake up bright and early. They'd rush for their toys!
And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
That's one thing he hated! The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!
Then the kids, bladers or not, would sit down to a feast.
And they'd feast! And they'd feast!
And they'd FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!
On things procesed, and fresh
but nonetheless!
And THEN
They'd do something he liked least of all!
Every one in the BBA, the tall and the small,
Would stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing.
They'd stand hand-in-hand. And the BBA would start singing!
They'd sing! And they'd sing!
AND they'd SING! SING! SING! SING!
And the more Kai thought of the Morning-Christmas-Sing
The more Kai thought, "I must stop this whole thing!
"Why for almost three seasons I've put up with it now!
I MUST stop Christmas from coming!
...But HOW?"
Then he got an idea!
An awful idea!
KAI HIWATARI
GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
"I know just what to do!" he said, getting out of his bed.
And he made a coat and a hat for his head.
And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great evil trick!
"With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like Saint Nick!"
"All I need is a reindeer..."
And Kai looked around.
But since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found.
Did that stop the Kai Hiwatari...?
No! So he simply said,
"If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!"
So he called his friend Takao. Then he took some red thread
And he tied a big horn on top of his head.
THEN
To Takao he promised
He'd stop hitting on his chick!
So with a hand full of sacks
He hitched up Takao with a whick!
Then Kai said, "Giddyap!"
And Takao took him outside
To the halls of the BBA
Where festive lights were tied.
All the rooms were dark. Quiet snow filled the air.
All his friends were all dreaming sweet dreams without care
"Stupid knaves" he said "you'll be sorry you were so unfair!"
"This is totally awesome!" The old Kai Claus hissed
And he walked through the doorway, carrying the sacks.
While everyone else slept, unaware of his attacks.
And when this was done, he could finally get some rest.
He hesitated slightly, for a moment or two.
Then he realized that this was something he just had to do
And then looked at the stockings all hung in a row.
"These stockings," he grinned, "are the first things to go!"
Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,
Around the whole room, and he took every present!
Pop guns! And bicycles! Roller skates! Drums!
Checkerboards! Beyblades! Trading Cards! And plums!
And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Kai, with great style,
Stacked all the bags up into one gigantic pile
Then he slunk to the kitchen. He took Christmas food!
Thinking of all the times that he�d been excluded!
He cleaned out that kitchen as quick as a flash.
That Kai even took their last can of Who-hash! (Yes, they DO have Who-Hash)
Then he stacked all the food by Takao with glee.
"And NOW!" grinned Kai, "I will take away the tree!"
And Kai grabbed the tree, and he started to yank
When he noticed that someone had caught onto his prank!
He turned around fast, someone peaking at his toys!
It was Max Mihzurah, the American boy.
Kai had been caught by this young Beyblader,
Who wouldn't leave now until he got answer, then he'd leave later!
He stared at that Kai and said, "Santy Claus, why,
"Why are you taking our Christmas tree? WHY?"
But, you know, that Kai Hiwatari was so smart and so slick
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Oh young American boy," the fake Santy Claus lied,
"There's a light on this tree that won't light on one side.
"So I'm taking it home to my workshop, young man.
"When it is fixed, I�ll bring it back as soon as I can!"
And his fib fooled the child. Then he patted his head
And he got him a drink and he sent him to bed.
And when young American Max was to bed with his cup,
He went to his pile and picked it all up!
Then the last thing he took
Was the log for their fire.
Then he went up the to find Takao, to blade them away.
Even though, without the lights, he wanted to stay.
And the one speck of food,
That he left in the house,
Was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse.
Then
He laughed to himself
Realizing, as he carried the stuff
That kidnapping that
Santa Claus last year
Just wasn�t enough!
It was quarter past dawn...
When he finally said
That Takao could sleep again
And then he got back in bed,
In the corner lay the presents! The ribbons! The wrappings!
The tags! And the tinsel! The Beyblades! The trappings!
He pulled the covers over his head, to giddy to sleep,
This stuff was his to toss or to keep!
"Woo-hoo for me!" he was foolishly humming.
"They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming!
"They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!
"Their mouths will hang open a minute or two
"The all the people in the BBA will all cry BOO-HOO!"
"That's a noise," grinned Kai,
"That I simply must hear!"
So he paused. And Kai Hiwatari put a hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound coming from down below.
It started in low. Then it started to grow...
But the sound wasn't sad!
Why, this sound sounded merry!
It couldn't be so!
But it WAS merry! VERY!
He peeked �round the corner!
That Kai popped his eyes!
Then he shook!
What he saw was a shocking surprise!
Every one down in the BBA, the tall and the small,
Was singing! Without any presents at all!
He HADN'T stopped Christmas from coming!
IT CAME!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!
And that Kai, scratching his head, without the slightest clue
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?
It came without ribbons! It came without tags!
"It came without Beyblades, boxes or bags!"
And he puzzled a long time, �till he could puzzle no more.
Then he thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from a store.
"Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!"
And what happened then...?
Well...in the BBA they say
Kai stormed back to his room feeling dissed
And man was he pissed
He tossed all the festives back to the BBA
Upset that they hadn�t fell for the trick, that Christmas Day
He might as well have been residing in Russia
Cause he...
...BY HIMSELF..!
Kai Hiwatari celebrated Kwanza!
