THE TENDERCRISP BACON CHEDDAR RANCH FAN PAGE
I love the tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch!!! Well, at least the commercial for it!!! Judging from the amount of webspace devoted to it, I think I'm not alone in my affliction. Yes, I believe that Burger King has a real hit with this commercial!!! I think it is well deserving of a Cleo award. I did a little looking around and found some peeps who had the lyrics posted, but when I checked them out, I found errors and omissions. Many of the omissions, I'm sure, are due to the fact that there are several versions of this commercal. Well, I found a link to the full 60 second video of it (which I will post at the end of this page, I hope the dude who has it keeps it posted as long as the internet exists!!!) and have compiled what I think to be the difinitive full uncensored lyrics, as well as some images from the commercal. I apoligize for the low quality of said images. Good to see Hootie ( know thats not his real name) is getting some work!!! I just wonder whatever happened to that blowfish???
THE LYRICS
When my belly starts a-rumblin', and I'm jonesin' for a treat
I close my eyes for a big suprise,The Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch, The best (breasts?) they grow on trees,
And the streams of bacon ranch dressing, Flow right up to your knees,
There's tumbleweeds of bacon, And cheddar paves the streets,
Folks don't fudge you cuz you've got the juice, There's a treadle that is coming with a nice caboose,
Never get in trouble never need an excuse, Thats the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.
I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch, No one tells you to behave,
Your wildest fantisies come true, Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves,
Red onions make you laugh instead,
And french fries grow like weeds,
You get to veg all day, All the lotto tickets pay,
There's a king who wants you, To have it your way,
That's the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
The Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
(I dont think its just me, but I find that King to be kinda creepy looking....)
