> > > > > * at a Megalink ATM: > > > > "OOF LINE" > > > > > > > > * On a wall in Laloma street, a sign says > > > > "HULI IHI, PUTOL TITI" > > > > > > > > * Nakasulat sa pader: " > > > > MARUNONG KA BANG KUMAHOL? > > > > ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!" > > > > > > > > * along a highway in Pampanga: > > > > "WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE" > > > > > > > > * on a building in Cebu Atty. Domingo Carriedo > > > > "NOTARY PUBLIC > > > > TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO" > > > > > > > > * on a self-service restaurant in Cebu: > > > > "PLEASE HELP OUR COMFORT ROOM CLEAN" > > > > > > > > * in a Baguio grocery: > > > > "FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE" > > > > > > > > * on a house beside an auto repair shop: > > > > "NO PARKING AND REPAIR HERE" > > > > > > > > * signs at PHILCOA - > > > > "NO CROSSING PEDESTRIANS WILL BE APPREHENDED" > > > > > > > > * in Baguio Country Club - > > > > "TEMPORARY CLOSE" > > > > > > > > * in Cubao: > > > > "NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY" > > > > > > > > * on a parking lot: > > > > "TAXI AND OUTSIDE CAR NOT ALLOWED" > > > > > > > > * office clinic in Sta. Cruz: > > > > "DR. SAKIM A. MORGE. MD." > > > > > > > > * along Luneta Boulevard: > > > > "BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD" > > > > > > > > * on Jeepney and Bus signs - > > > > "BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > * on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue: > > > > " WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS" > > > > > > > > * on a delivery truck: > > > > "NOT FOR HERE" > > > > > > > > * on window of a restaurant in Baguio: > > > > "WANTED: BOY WAITRESS" > > > > > > > > * on a street in San Juan: > > > > "BAWAL MAGTAPON NG BINALOT NA TAE RITO" > > > > > > > > * A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a university - > > > > "PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN." > > > > > > > > * At a men's comfort room, above a urinal - > > > > "HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN" > > > > > > > > * On a truck - > > > > "KUNG NABABASA MO 'TO, PAG-NAUTOT AKO MAAAMOY MO" > > > > > > > > * at a construction site in Mandaluyong - > > > > "BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG" > > > > > > > > * somewhere along San Andres: > > > > "NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS" > > > > > > > > * vacant lot near makati ave.: > > > > "DON'T PARKING" > > > > > > > > * at an eatery in Cebu: > > > > "WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL!" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com.