>In Japan, they've replaced the impersonal and
>unhelpful Microsoft Error messages with Haiku poetry
>messages. Haiku poetry has strict construction rules.
>Each poem has only 3 lines, 17 syllables:
>five syllables in the first line, seven in the second,
>five in the third. Haikus are used to communicate a
>timeless message, often achieving a wistful,
>yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity
>-the essence of Zen.......
>
>> > >  ---------------------------------
>Your file was big.
>It might be very useful.
>But now it is gone.
>-------------------------------
>The Web site you seek
>Cannot be located, but
>Countless more exist.
>------------------------------
>Chaos reigns within.
>Reflect, repent, and reboot.
>Order shall return.
>-----------------------------
>Program aborting:
>Close all that you have worked on.
>You ask far too much.
>------------------------------
>Windows has crashed.
>I am the Blue Screen of Death.
>No one hears your screams.
>------------------------------
>Yesterday it worked.
>Today it is not working.
>Windows is like that.
>-----------------------------
>First snow, then silence.
>This thousand dollar screen dies
>So beautifully
>-----------------------------
>With searching comes loss
>And the presence of absence:
>"My Novel" not found.
>-----------------------------
>The Tao that is seen
>Is not the true Tao--until
>You bring fresh toner.
>-----------------------------
>Stay the patient course.
>Of little worth is your ire.
>The network is down.
>-----------------------------
>A crash reduces
>Your expensive computer
>To a simple stone.
>----------------------------
>Three things are certain:
>Death, taxes and lost data.
>Guess which has occurred.
>----------------------------
>You step in the stream,
>But the water has moved on.
>This page is not here.
>----------------------------
>Out of memory.
>We wish to hold the whole sky,
>But we never will.
>----------------------------
>Having been erased,
>The document you're seeking
>Must now be retyped.
>----------------------------
>Serious error.
>All shortcuts have disappeared.
>Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
>
>
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"How can so much beauty hide such a bruised and steely heart, and why must I love him, why must I lean in my weariness upon his irresistible yet indomitable strength?  Is he not the wizened funereal spirit of a dead man in a child's clothes?"
         - The Vampire Armand, ANNE RICE

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