Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
>If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
>Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
>Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist,
>but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
>Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
>Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
>If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
>Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
>
>If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
>that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
>models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
>
>"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
>Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
>
>Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in
>the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet
>paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
>
>If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does
>he become disoriented?
>If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from
>Holland called "Holes?"
>In England, the supreme vice is to be thought unmanly - In America, it
>is to be thought humorless.
>
>If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they callit Fed UP?
>Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
>What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?
>
>I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more
>as they get older, then it dawned on me, they're cramming for their final
>exam.
>
>I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and
>forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
>
>Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we
>supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on
>the
>postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the
>mail?
>
>If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are
>the others here for?
>
>You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
>
>No one ever says, "It's only a game", when their team is winning.
>
>Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
>
>If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
>
>If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
>
>
>


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