You Might Be An Engineer If...
-       You have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.
-       You enjoy pain.
-       You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long 
division.
-       You chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force".
-       You've actually used every single function on your graphing 
calculator.
-       It is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.
-       You frequently whistle the theme song to "MacGyver".
-       You know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of 
water.
-       You think in "math".
-       You've calculated that the World Series actually diverges.
-       You hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break 
down its wave function.
-       You have a pet named after a scientist.
-       You laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
-       The Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed 
the Schrodinger's Cat experiment.
-       You can translate English into Binary.
-       You can't remember what's behind the door in the engineering 
building which says "Exit".
-       You have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, 
because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab.
-       You are completely addicted to caffeine.
-       You avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to 
the eventual heat-death of the universe.
-       You consider ANY non-engineering course "easy".
-       When your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to 
have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to 
Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.
-       The "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.
-       You'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the 
math easier.
-       The blinking 12:00 on someone's VCR draws you in like a tractor 
beam to fix it.
-       You bring a computer manual / technical journal as vacation reading.
-       The salesperson at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.
-       You can't help eavesdropping in computer stores... and correcting 
the salesperson.
-       You're in line for the guillotine... it stops working properly... 
and you offer to fix it.
-       You go on the rides at Disneyland and sit backwards to see how they 
do the special effects.
-       You have any "Dilbert" comics displayed in your work area.
-       You have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.
-       You have never backed up your hard drive.
-       You haven't bought any new underwear or socks for yourself since 
you got married.
-       You spent more on your calculator than on your wedding ring.
-       You think that when people around you yawn, it's because they 
didn't get enough sleep.
-       You would rather get more dots per inch than miles per gallon
-       You've ever calculated how much you make per second.
-       Your favorite James Bond character is "Q," the guy who makes the 
gadgets.
-       You understood more than five of these jokes.
-       You make a copy of this list, and post it on your door (or your 
home page !)



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