Dali dali dali har dali per nazar dali, har chaman per dali,
jis dali per nazar dali woh mali ne kaat dali.
Tearful Love
Bahoot tamanna thi, pyar mein aashiyan banane ki,
Bana chuke to lag gayi Nazar zammane ki.
Usi ka karz hai jo aaj hain aankhon mein aansoo,
Saza mili hai hume muskurane ki !
HUMNE SOCHA KI TUMHARE CHAHNE WALE SIRF HUM HAI,
LEKIN TUMHARE CHAHNE WAALON KA KAFILA NIKLA.
JAB HUMNE SHIKAYAT KI KHUDA SE,
TO WOH KHUDA BHI TUMHARA NIKLA
Poems:-)
Trust Me
As you sit in silence,
Wondering why
I'll be your shoulder to cry on
Until your tears run dry.
When you've been hurt,
And can't believe what they've done
If you need someone to talk to
I'll be the one.
If a close friend hurts you,
And you don't understand
Remember I'm here,
I'll lend a helping hand.
Burdens are lighter when carried by two,
And I just want you to know
I'm here for you.
Friends
Every time I see you smile
It takes me some time to remember
that I have a friend thats real nice
To walk me through darkness;
though sometimes through really thick It seems I'm not enough
but in the end we will always be:
FRIENDS
For a very sweet friend of mine...............
Forgiving
We are all the human race
and humans make mistakes
and the reason being
God made us not perfect
the world would find peace if we all understood
That Plan
the reason for forgivness is for us
to let go
and become us again
and live outside ourselves
it is how we gradually appreciate living again
to let go The Wrongs just to
remember
The Rights
is accomplished
just
by
forgiving .
Psychic Advice
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great!
"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
Drugstore!
Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front of the store.
Swallow
Once a man came running to a doctor and said, "Doctor, Doctor, My son has just swallowed a film"
Doctor - "Let's hope nothing develops"
Surgery!
Surgeon: Have you ever undergone an operation?
Patient: Yes.
Surgeon: What for?
Patient: For 3000 bucks
Surgeon: I mean what was the problem?
Patient: I had only 2500 bucks
Surgeon: You still do not understand. What was your complaint?
Patient: The bill was too high.
A Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
DO NOT EXPECT YOUR DOCTOR TO SHARE YOUR DISCOMFORT
Involvement with the patient's suffering might cause him to lose valuable scientific objectivity.
BE CHEERFUL AT ALL TIMES
Your doctor leads a busy and trying life and requires all the gentleness and reassurance he can get.
TRY TO SUFFER FROM THE DISEASE FOR WHICH YOU ARE BEING TREATED
Remember that your doctor has a professional reputation to uphold.
DO NOT COMPLAIN IF THE TREATMENT FAILS TO BRING RELIEF
You must believe that your doctor has achieved a deep insight into the true nature of your illness, which transcends any mere permanent disability you may have experienced.
NEVER ASK YOUR DOCTOR TO EXPLAIN WHAT HE IS DOING OR WHY HE IS DOING IT
It is presumptuous to assume that such profound matters could be explained in terms that you would understand.
SUBMIT TO NOVEL EXPERIMENTAL TREATMENT READILY
Though the surgery may not benefit you directly, the resulting research paper will surely be of widespread interest.
PAY YOUR MEDICAL BILLS PROMPTLY AND WILLINGLY
You should consider it a privilege to contribute, however modestly, to the well-being of physicians and other humanitarians.
DO NOT SUFFER FROM AILMENTS THAT YOU CANNOT AFFORD
It is sheer arrogance to contract illnesses that are beyond your means.
NEVER REVEAL ANY OF THE SHORTCOMINGS THAT HAVE COME TO LIGHT IN THE COURSE OF TREATMENT BY YOUR DOCTOR
The patient-doctor relationship is a privileged one, and you have a sacred duty to protect him from exposure.
NEVER DIE WHILE IN YOUR DOCTOR'S PRESENCE OR UNDER HIS DIRECT CARE
This will only cause him needless inconvenience and embarrassment.
Doctor's Prescription!
Doctor: Are you following my prescription?
Patient: No, I'd die. It just fell off from the fifth floor of the hospital!
Polack's Request!
A dumb Polack goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, can you give me a lobotomy?"
The doctor says, "Why on earth would you want a lobotomy?"
The Polack responds, "Why, so I can write 'Dimb Polack' jokes of course!"