01. I get up at 6 a.m., no matter what time it is.
02. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
03. One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.
04. The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.
05. It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.
06. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
08. I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
09. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
10.Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
11. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... and that is a good thing for any man.
13.Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Therefore ...
14.Marriage is not a word, it is a sentence - A Life sentence!!
15.Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
16.Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
17.I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
18.If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
19.The 4 food groups: Fast, frozen, instant and microwaved.
~~~~~~~~~~POEMS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHY?
A day has come to move away,
I'll leave my friends and family and,
make a new beginning.
To see such beauty of a place far away,
People different and longed for peace.
They say to make a life that will give me happiness,
but I long for the poeple I truely love.
The peace has finally gone in the place
that used to be so wonderful with people.
Why the violence?
Why to think the way they do?
one after another they goes
as minutes pass the day
To think the way they do.
And say suicide is all that is left.
Lets make peace for our future children not a war.
The beauty will soon be gone,
our children will think what a horrible place.
Fight no more, show love to others,
stop the war
and
live with happiness and love
for our fellow people.
I Tried All Along
You rejected me.
You said you didnt want me,
but all along your heart was bursting.
It wanted to make a bridge over to mine.
Even though love has to take its time,
I knew all along baby,
that you were for me,
and I for you.
Come to me.
Lets us start a new.
(You never appreciate something untill its gone.)
The Moment We Met
No candlelit dinners
No fancy cars to ride
Just you and me
And those moonlit nights
No jewellery
No silverware
Just you and me
And our dollar dreams to share
No heart shaped candy
No love letters to give away
Just you and me
And lots of things to say
Your pictures my words
Your pain my hurt
Your eyes my star
Your strength my power
Your tenderness my care
Your thoughts my prayer
Your breath my air
Your loss my tear
Your shoulder my head
Well
What I really mean to say is
Just you and me
And
Hallelujah to the moment we met.
^^^^^^^^SHAYARI^^^^^^^^^^^
Sayara Ke Bol!
Hasraton pe rivaajo ka sakhta pehraa hai,
Na jaane kaun si ummeed pe jaake yeh dil thehraa hai,
Meri aankhonmein se chhalakte hue yeh ashk aur gam ki kasam;
Mera yeh pyaar.... Bahot gehraa hai...
Uski Yaad Mein!
uski yaad mein dekho hum kya karte hain
bikhri hui zindagi mein deewaronse baatein karte hain
dekha usse kal maine par woh ek chalava nikla
meri kismat dekho jo mera tha woh paraya nikla
kehte hai ki ishq mein toh lut jana chahiye
par jab zaban hee na rahi toh aap kya farmaiyenge
Pardes mein
Pardes mein yaad jab teri ati he..
Dil rota he, ankh bhar ati he..
Kya gunah kiya tha hamne?
Pardes mein yaad jab teri ati he..
Kesi yeh ajeeb pareshani he..
Yaad bhi teri ek pareshani he..
Kabhi to sakoon milega dil ko
Kesi yeh ajeeb pareshani he..
Din lambe, Raaten bhi lambi hein..
Yaad mein hosh bhula bethe hein..
Talaash ki justujo kise nehi
Din lambe, Raaten bhi lambi hein..
Dil ke darwaze pe dastak ho rahi he..
Aaj pirr ek yaad sata rahi he..
Dil ki gehrayon me jhaank ke dekh..
Pardes me aaj phirr teri yaad aa rahi he..
Khud Hee Ho Jata Hai..Ishq
Ishq to khud hee ho jaata hai…
Dil bhi apna kho jaata hai…
Jab aisa ho jaata hai…
To dil bekaraar ho jaata hai.
Kyun hota hain humko pyaar…
Mujhko nahi pata yaar.
Itna zaroor pata hai mujhko…
Ek din ye bhi hoga tumko.
Jab hoga tumko pyaar…
Hawa mein udoge tum bhi yaar…
Khush rahoge hardam tum…
Pyaar karoge pyaar se tum.
Aaj tumne jisko dekha hai…
Shayad who hee tumhara apna hai…
Abhi chalega pata nahi…
Intezaar mein rahna har ghadi.
Gharoor
husn-o-jawani ho to har aik ko gharoor aata hai
tere bahar adaoon ko dekh kar hamain saroor aata hai
tujeh bahar kaha to iss leye kay har mosaam
shajar se rooth bhi jaye to lot kar zaroor aata hai.
Gairon ke Zakham
Aap gairon ki baat karte ho
Aap gairon ki baat karte ho
Humne apnoko azmaya hai
Log katonse bachke chalte hain
Log katonse bachke chalte hain
Humne phoolon se zakham khaye hain.
Chandani Mohabbat
Chandani Chand se hoti hai, setaron se nehi,
mohabbat ek se hoti hai hazaron se nehi