Shorts

These are a bunch of short stories that have some humor to them. We were all sitting at George’s one night drinking and smoking pot. Travis was playing with a piece off of a plastic lai (Hawaiian flower thing). He put it on like a headband. He now had a purple piece of plastic tied around his head. I asked him “What the fuck are you doing?”
He replied, “I’m a ninja turtle”
“Which ninja turtle are you then?”
“I’m Happy”
“Ok then what’s your weapon”
“A flower”
I still bug him about it sometimes. Travis and I have started up a ninja turtle club after I became Pyro the ninja turtle


We were all sitting around one night (again at George’s) when we decided that we would all quit smoking. Jason thought this was a good idea. He said, “Think about all the money we could save. We could buy lots of cool stuff like booze and weed and smokes. Oh shit not smokes”

I'll add more stories on here as i think of them

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