The Jordy Incident

It all started when my parents finally decided to let me go to a party. Daniel (a German exchange student) picked me up at about 9:30 and we went to a local convenience store to wait for Nicole to get off work so we could go to the party. While I was waiting Jody, George, and these 3 chicks from Colinton came into the store. I really didn�t get a good look at any of the chicks. All I knew was that they were going to the party too. At 10:00 Nicole got off work and we headed out. When we got there I started to drink heavily and smoke a lot of weed. I was chugging whiskey and beer like there was no tomorrow and every 2 minutes there seemed to be a pipe in my face. After I was extremely hammered and could hardly see anything Jody came up to me and told me that one of the chicks liked me. So he pointed her out and asked if I wanted to meet her. I told him �Sure�
�You see this chick right Keith?�
�Sure�
�No Keith you really see her and want to meet her?�
�Yeah�
�Ok�
Meanwhile while Jody was asking me questions George was standing by us saying �Keith you don�t want to meet her, stay away from her�
I didn�t listen to George. So I went to meet her. Her name was Jordy. We partied there for a little bit longer then decided to go to another party. On the way to the other party Jody, Jordy, and I sat in the back seat. Jordy and I started to make out, disgusting the hell out of Jody (poor bastard). Once we got to the party everybody else got out of the car and Jordy and I continued to make out. Then I got the bright idea to tell her �Take your clothes off I wanna see your body� She wasn�t too impressed by my attempt at charm and stormed off.
Moral: I�m never trusting Jody to hook me up with girls while I�m drunk again

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