Snowboard Adventure

Travis, Nolan, Elise, Jen, Jessie, and I decided to go snowboarding one Sunday. Since my car is a piece of shit I decided to take Shai�s Jeep (which might I add burns a fucking shitload of oil) out to the hill.
We put Travis, Elise, Nolan, and I into the jeep and Jen and Jessie rode in Jen�s car following me. We got about fifteen kilometers out of town when I noticed that the jeep was starting to get slower and slower the farther I went. I put the pedal to the metal. Nothing. No more speed. We got out to where you have to turn off to get to the ski hill and the jeep just quit. So we all pushed the jeep to the side of the road and I lifted the hood to take a look. I noticed a lot of steam coming out of the radiator overflow bottle. I leaned back into the jeep and just noticed the temp gauge buried in the red. So I then thought up the bright idea of well maybe if I take the cap off of the overflow it�ll cool down faster. So I leaned over and untwisted the cap a little. More steam came out and I thought well if I released a little more it would help. I untwisted the cap a little farther. A lot of steam was pouring off now. Then I got the best idea yet. Why don�t I just take the cap off? So I leaned over and just completely unscrewed it. Just as the last thread let go the cap exploded off and 60% of my left arm got splashed with boiling antifreeze. Luckily enough as soon as I noticed my arm hurt a little I rolled up my hoodie sleeve and put my whole arm in the snowbank next to the road. I stayed this way until the pain had gone away and I removed my arm from the snow. I went to sit in the jeep and as soon as my ass hit the seat all I could see was black. I felt like I was going to puke so I got out of the vehicle and fell in the snowbank. I realized while I was lying there that I was going into shock. Jen had gone to drop Jessie off at the ski hill and when she got back my friends decide that they should take me to the hospital. Elise got an idea to wrap my arm in a hoodie and then pack snow around my arm.
Jen, Travis, and I went to the hospital and I got into the emergency room. Then this bitch of a nurse made me take the hoodie off my arm and wrapped my arm in this fucking blanket thing. They left me there for 45 min with no fuckin painkillers letting my arm thaw. Finally this nice nurse came and gave me painkillers. It took her about 20 min to wrap my arm, by the time she was done I was feeling the drugs. The hospital then gave me 4 more pills of the good stuff and sent me on my way. At this moment as I write this I am stoned out of my mind and its wonderful. Its like being on the best weed you�ve ever tried mixed with some awesome hash.
Moral: I am a total fucking retard
P.s. I am burned from the middle of my palm to about 2 inches from my elbow. Luckily or unluckily its only superficial which means that my skin burned but my nerves endings are fine. If it had been a 3rd degree I wouldn�t feel pain because the nerve endings would be gone.
P.s. My work has a very strict policy on drug use while on site. My boss forced me to go to work even after I informed her that I was under the influence of heavy meds. Work was never so fun.

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