Mushrooms Are Fun

George, Jason, Nolan, and I decided one night to do shrooms. Jason and Nolan went to get them; George and I hung around and I found my ephedrine and pep pills. When they came back with the mushrooms they informed me that they had smoked some really good weed, some awesome weed, some hash, and drank a lot of beer when they had gone to get the shrooms. We each took one ephedrine and one pep pill. Then Nolan wanted another ephedrine so I gave it to him. We then each did 2 grams of shrooms. We hung out in the living room for a while just waiting for them to kick in and playing with lights and shit. Nolan started saying �You ever tried cartoon mushrooms before?� We all figured he was just trying to trip us out. Then we tried to ask him something else and all he could say was �You ever tried cartoon mushrooms before?� During the next 2 hours he tried to walk through George�s window telling us � Bye guys, I�m going home�, he thought he was home at one point, he went through a period where all he could say was �I�m too stupid for Tuesday� and �Doo-woop.� After two hours George, Jason, and I were getting a little worried. We let him lay on the couch while we talked in the kitchen. All of a sudden he sat up and informed us he was colorblind.
That�s when George said that he thought we had fucked him up for life. Nolan heard him and kept saying �I�m colorblind. Colorblind for life� He continued with all this shit for another 4 hours. We had just started to watch a movie when he sat up and asked, �Do you guys even like this movie?� We were happy. Nolan was back to normal and it was all good. Then he said �Doo-woop� and became unresponsive again. It took another 2 hours and a walk around outside before he was actually back to normal and stayed that way. When he finally snapped back to normal we kept asking him questions about himself. He thought we had all gone nuts because the last thing he remembered was taking the shrooms and then waking up.
Moral: Shrooms are fun

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