Halloween Party

I was sitting in the bar when this girl Cathy came in. A guy at the bar named Eddie started to hit on Cathy. She stayed there for a little bit then told me that her sister was in the restaurant and wanted to talk to me. When I got in there Cathy and Kelly (Cathy�s sister) asked me what I was doing that night. I said that I was probably going to the bar. They said that they were too so we all decided to go together. I hung around with them and waited for them to get ready. While I was waiting I agreed to be Cathy�s surrogate boyfriend for the night just in case Eddie started hitting on her again. At 8:00 we decided to go to the bar. Cathy was dressed as an evil fairy, Kelly was a bad schoolgirl, and I was cleverly disguised as a responsible adult (I thought of it that morning). We all got drinks and sat there for a while just talking. Cathy started to hit on me. I got up to put some music on the jukebox and while I was gone Kelly and Cathy started fighting over me. As I made my way back to the table all I heard was �He�s mine� �No he�s mine you can have him after me.�
As I sat down they looked at me funny and started giggling. We sat there until the music stopped and Cathy got up to put more music on. She was standing by the jukebox when Eddie came up to her. I decided to intervene and walked over to save her. We got back to the table and sat down. Then Kelly leaned over and kissed me, not to be outdone Cathy leaned over and kissed me too. I was really liking this battle. Cathy and Kelly decided to get up and dance. I was sitting there enjoying the show when one of the guys in the bar came over and asked me to introduce him to one of the chicks I was sitting with. I told him that they were both with me and he walked away. When they got back from dancing Cathy sat down on my lap, I wasn�t complaining. The next time a dance song came on I got rudely hauled onto the dance floor (I don�t dance). We got back to the table and they continued to fight over me. One of my friends who lives in the hotel over the bar came in and wanted to show me something in his room so I went with him. We went up and he showed me a new watch he had and we had a beer. As I was making my way down the hallway Cathy came up the stairs to see where I had gone. I said that I was just going back to the bar. We went down the stairs and at the bottom doorway I stopped her and we started to kiss. We went back into the bar and sat down. Kelly came back from somewhere and decided to kiss me again. Cathy didn�t like this very much so we started to kiss again. Man I love battles. As Cathy was sitting on my lap she kept asking me if I was gonna take her home. She didn�t realize I knew what she was talking about the first time so she asked me if I was taking her to my house. I said yes again. After the bar closed I drove Kelly home and Cathy and I went back to my place. The next day I asked her out. We dated for 2 months at which point I realized that she was completely psycho. She tried to get back together with me for 2 months, even after I got another girlfriend until I finally told her to �Fuck off I never want to talk to you again.�
Moral: When two women fight over you just lean back and enjoy the ride but try to pick the normal one in the end

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