The Crew

The Guys


This is me. I'm 6'4, blue eyes, brown hair shaved into a mohawk, I have a spike through my lip, tounge is peirced, my bridge is pierced, and I have a tribal skull tattoo on my left bicep. I have an extreme hatred of cell phones. My opinion is if you want to talk to me fucking find me. Come to think of it I just hate phones in general.


This is Travis my best friend. This guy is the craziest fucker I know. He has the thickest skull out of any of our group. I watched him get boot fucked by 5 guys and still get up afterwards and continue to drink with us. Travis and I are ninja turtles. If you gotta problem with it fuck you.


The one with the stupid looking hat on is Jason. He has got to be the laziest person I know. If he didn't have to work I don't think he would ever leave his house, he would try and make all of us go there if we ever wanted to see him. He is also addicted to his cell phone one of these days I'm going to steal it just to see him cry like a little girl.


This is Nolan. He's Teilon's little brother and Jason's cousin. He's one of the younger ones in the group but he can still keep up with most of us. Nolan and I seem to be the ones with the most stupid things we've done but I think I'm still beating him. His favorite object is his guitar. There hasn't been a time since he got it that I havn't heard him play it at least once everytime I go over.


This is Teilon. He's dating my sister which is fine with me cause he treats her well. Teilon smokes more pot than anyone I know and he's never afraid to share with the less fourtunate members of our group. He owns a Land Cruiser(or Land Crusher as he puts it)that is used to its full potential. All of us tend to do a lot of off-roading when Teilon is driving, even if its only in the ditch because he's bored of driving on the highway.


This is Bobby. He's Travis's cousin which I can't really understand. Travis and him couldn't be more different. He listens to our music but he also has a fucked up thing for rap and country which I don't understand. I had to save his life one night when he decided to drink 5 shots of everclear in 20 minutes and then navigate his way down a staircase. The retard ended up taking me with him.

The Girls


This is my ex-girlfriend Erika. She doesn't hang out with us to much anymore. How she fit in with us I still can't figure out. She doesn't smoke, doesn't do drugs, doesn't drink on a regular basis, and doesn't have any of the criminal tendencies of most of us but she still fit in quite well.


This is my little sister Shai. You probably figure from the picture she likes to drink but the truth is I think she drinks less than everyone except Erika. We seem to get along better now that I can tell her she's being a bitch and now that she can call me an asshole.


This is Kelsie. She's dating Travis and in my opinion she's the best thing that ever happened to him. I met her when Travis, Erika, her, and I decided to go camping at a day use area(who'd have known your not supposed to camp at those.) She has this weird ability that every electrical device she touches stops working for no reason. I tend to bug her about this a lot. She also has an obsession with kung fu movies but thats her problem.


This is Danielle. The first time I met her she was helping me chug a 40 of vodka. This girl is one of the most awsome people I've ever met. She's cute and is as fucked up as I am, as Travis once put it she's the female version of me. She's also one of my hair stylists and because she's a perfectionist I know when she does it that its gonna look fucking sweet.


This is Ashton. I first met her in The Basement. She is one of the six people that help chew the 136 chicklet wad of gum one night when we were drinking(yes 6 people chewed the same peice of gum, deal with it.) She's dating Ryan which is really cool because they seem perfect for each other. She seemed to have a good time waxing me with duct tape another night when we were drinking. Her and Erika have also now added a new word to the english language. Dwunk, it means what you are after you are sitting in The Basement and only two of you are drunk.

More people will be added later when I get pictures for them or when I meet more people
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