Emily: "you know, i think that there would be a lot less violence in the world if people weren't being jolted out of bed at the butt crack of dawn by really loud evil machines."
ME: but I still have my morals!!!
ME: umm no
ME: that didn't make sense...
ME: I hardly have morals anymore...
Emily: my first reaction to that statement was "she has morals?"
ME: you know... we're gonna be alcoholics by the time were 23
Emily: not alcoholics, drunks... alcoholics go to meetings