| Name | Tatum (aka "Tate" "yarabbitgitter" and "Good Boy!") |
|---|---|
| Height | 49 cms at the shoulder |
| Weight | 22 Kg |
| Hair | Black (white patch on chest - white rear toes - white chin) |
| Eyes | Brown (witnesses report as "sad") |
| Turn-Ons | Sexy blondes (golden retrievers) Anyone with treats Strangers at the door!! Strangers at the door!! "Wanna go for a walk in the park?" (#1) |
| Turn-Offs | Snappy little bitches; Vaccuum cleaners; "Bye, Tatum. You be a good boy until I get back." |
| Favorite Foods | Medi-Cal Canine Adult Would prefer cheese, pickles, carrots, turkey, banana... anything people eat. |
| Pastimes | Chasing rabbits, treeing squirrels and fishing; sleeping; playing booda; guarding the castle. |
| Fantasy | First, get my testicles back - then a nice Bacon Breakfast. An afternoon chasing lame rabbits with big slabs of cheese strapped to their backs. Visit that Golden Retriever bitch on the way home. Turkey dinner, with ice cream for dessert. Booda Dad. |
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