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Paul, Paul So beauthefull to me Even if you're not tall I'll still make you see You're the cutest guy I've ever known I love you with all my heart Even when we're thousand miles apart |
When on stage you jump around You create the most heavy sound You glance at Till who stands beside you And notice him headbang harder than you do That makes you very displeased And you try to stomp more than him at least You succeed that very well And after the show your foot aches like hell |
There once was a fellow named Paul, Who was really quite cute and small. He played in a band, The best in the land! But all his bandmates were tall, poor Paul. *Ahem, ahem* Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul. It does not matter to me that you're small, For in my heart you are nine feet tall, So look up my number and give me a call. The End |
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Paul is great, Paul is good, Paul eats spinach, Like he should |
by Peacheykeen *ahem* Paul. Paul. Your heart so true. Your hair so blue. Your lips devine. Say you'll be mine. The End. |
By:Dinky R His eyes shining like the seven seas His hair ruffled, in the summer breeze He plays his guitar, with so much ease Hark! The Legacy of our beloved Paul He uses his life most everyday, So that YOU, near and far, can hear him play But does he know, that we all say "Hark! There goes our beloved Paul!" by:Dinky R your eyes are so wide your hair is like the tide nose and height are oh so cute we admire him for he's so slim oh man, he is a beaut! |
| Hens love Roosters And geese love ganders, Everyone else loves: PAUL LANDERS! Paul is the light in my sky Paul is the coolest guy He looks good in suit and tie Even though his hair looks fried If there was no Paul I'd die |
By Enchantress Paul and Chris Found a little Ms, And took her out to dinner - They both had a fancy For the girl named Nancy, But Chris turned out the winner. - Without being rude, Paul left his food, And now was a tiny bit thinner.
| By Enchantress Paul and Schneider, Drank some cider, Next to a rickety door. - Paul thought it was sweet, Then stamped his feet And Schneider fell through the floor. By Enchantress Paul and Till went up a hill, To do shots of Tequila. Paul fell down, After a round And Till came tumbling after. |
By Enchantress Once upon a time, there was a man named Paul His heart was big, but his body was small. He lived in an apartment where the property was cheap, But it was next to the freeway, so he lost a lot of sleep. One lonely night when Paul was growing weary, He heard the rain fall from a sky so dreary. But then a rap at the door jolted him awake, He said,�No one visits me, it must be a mistake!� Paul opened the door to find a baby in a basket. He thought �Atleast it�s not someone�s casket!� Upon closer inspection, it wasn�t a baby at all, Not properly dressed, it was a child�s doll. Paul stood and scratched his head in wonder, �Who could be behind this kind of a blunder?� The sounds of the highway were growing louder, And Paul detected the scent of baby powder. As Paul crept forward to inhale it better, His eye discovered a small white letter. Paul tore it open with much anticipation, But then cried out �What the nation??� In anger he crumpled the paper into a ball, And threw the white mass against the wall. �It was a good idea to entitle it Mother, But who wants to put this on our album cover??� |
