PAUL INFO
(Please do NOT take this info as the bible. Some of this shit may be made up.
Sources have been unreliable in the past, and forever will be. Just have fun. Sheesh!)

Full Name: Paul Landers
(His name is also said to be Ivan. It is rumored that when he finally got old enough to move out of his parent's house, he changed his name to "Paul" to honor his father. Then again, it is ALSO said to be Heiko Paul Hirschke. How many gosh darned names does this here feller have?)

Childhood: Well... there are lots of nice little stories about Paul's childhood. It's said that he used to be in gymnastics and was actually quite good at it, but he was injured at age 12 and couldn't do that shit no more. He was hyper and fun.

Birthday: December 9th, 1964 (Same day as Kirk Douglas, Jakob Dylan and Tre Cool. No shit!)

Height: 5'8" (Some say he's 5'10" but all agree he's a shory)

Weight: 180lbs (Hefty little guy ain't he?)

Eye Color: Hazel-Blue (It's quite realistic to have Hazel Blue eyes)

Hair Color: Brown (Naturally Brown in any case. He's dyed it many colors though)

Previous Band: "Feeling B" (An underground punk band which also included the dance master himself, Flake)

Previous Occupation: A steamer in a biblotek.

Fav Food: Anything spicy

Things He Does In His Spare Time: Play video games and swim, to "Keep in shape"

Drinks/Smokes?: You betcha

Ethnic Origins: German, Russian, and Ukranian. He's a mutt. ;-)

Body Ornaments: He has his ears peirced. No tattoos that we know of

Extra Tibits:
*He's not a religious person. Of course, you'd kinda figure that after you see him go up to Till's dildo and get sprayed in the eyes with whatever that stuff is...

*He's dyed his hair so many times it's a wonder he has any hair left at all. It's been blue, brown, black, blonde, and any clown color you can think of.

*He can speak more than 5 languages fluently. That means he can talk the ears off of most people in this world.

*He slaps his thighs when he laughs hard. How cute!

*Speaking of talking, Paul does a lot of it. Just look at the interviews he does (the German ones). You can't get this guy to shut up!


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