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Funny Thoughts
- When people say, "I'm so
tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even
funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
- Do stairs go up or down?
- Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?
- Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
- Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
- If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change
their name to Knockers? - If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
- Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
- Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
- When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
- If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
- Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
- Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
- "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
- Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
- Are marbles made of marble?
- Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
- If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
- Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
- Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
- Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
- Can you get cornered in a round room?
- Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
- Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
- If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
- Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
- In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
- How
come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically
always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
- Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
- Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
- Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
- Why
are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular
television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
- Isn't
it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning
'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
- Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
- Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?
- Can mute people burp?
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