Lord of Destruction contemplates winter as he navagates the mud at Old Forge..

Deep in his inner sanctum, Bob "Lord of Destruction" Maswick held a black mass to summon snow demons. "I placed my skis on the floor like a pentagram, and burned some HF 8 wax candles. I repeated the chanting of infernal incantations six times, E pluribus unim carpe diem ulvang... Then I sold my soul for snow... Actually, I just sold some bindings to Doug Diehl, but it felt like a deal with the devil."