What is Joe Korzinecki doing in this picture?

a. He's using the new $250 rilling tool that he picked up on sale at High Peaks.

b. He's holding Bob Maswick's skis hostage, "24 Carb-Boom Kiwi-Strawberry gel packets, or the Rossi's get whacked!"

c. He is notching his skis to indicate the number of high school kids he elbowed into the mud during the race.

d. He forgot to bring his skis, so he whittled a pair of Rossignols out of a couple of beech saplings.

e. He's intimidating the other skis in his bag. "If you don't ski fast... this is what will happen to you!"