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Mr. Kobak Thinks of the Children!!! ![]() Mr. Kobak... "I must get through the snow to teach the children of Peru!" Jim Kobak was mortified when he heard that Peru Middle School would be cancelling classes today. "I believe that children are the future, teach them well and let them lead the way." said a disheartened Kobak. Mr. Kobak quickly gathered some beakers and flasks and headed out through the blizzard to serve his civic duty to the taxpayers of Peru. "If the kids can't make it to school, school will make it to them." As Mr. Kobak made it to each of his students' homes, they cheerfully greeted him at the door. All of their homework was finished, and they were excited that they would have the chance to hand it in. Mr. Kobak led each child through a quick lab experiment, then a notebook check and a fun round of mid-term review with flash cards. Although upset with the fact that they couldn't go to school, they were thankful for the visit from their five-star teacher. As Mr. Kobak left they politely thanked him and prayed that the roads would be clear for school tomorrow.... Oh, wait... none of that happened. 2007-02-14 23:05:15 GMT
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