You can't possibly understand the overwhelming relief and joy I felt upon first reading this hilarious note. After 5 months of having an objective international perspective on world business and political affairs (OK, fine, 4 months, since I haven't read the last 4 issues), I'm ready for maybe a six-month descent into ignorance, apathy, and nihilism. I might subscribe to Us Weekly. I might get cable TV. I'm really not sure yet, but it's not like it matters anyway because we've only got a few months left before the nanobots take over the world and enslave us all....  (tee hee!)