So, wrote this blog this morning over my bowl of cereal in anticipation of my near-certain triumphant personal victory over MN. Then, I get in to work and the bitch rolls in like 30 seconds after me....  oh well---shit happens.

Hit an all-time high (or low I guess) this morning in terms of snoozin'. Set my alarm for 8 AM and snoozed for just over an hour, which if I'm still as sharp on my multiplication tables as I was in third grade amounts to 7 snooze hits. But, did I put any extra hustle into ye olden morning routine to compensate? No, sir! I took my sweet-ass time, as always. I'm not going to compromise the integrity of my morning routine in the face of over-snoozing--I'm bigger than that.

On the plus side of things, I stopped by my local grocer on the way home from work last night and got some milk, which allowed me to enjoyed a bowl of cereal before work today. More importantly, this morning I was finally able to realize my long-standing and oft-illusory goal of arriving at work after a certain Montana native (MN), thus providing some much-needed reassurance in my ability to achieve seemingly impossible goals that I set for myself (thanks MN). HELLS YEAH. My next objective: leave work before she does one day.....