I'm not sure where it sticks the photo, it could be above, below or to the side. I hope it's above so a good few of you are scared off as it'll be the first thing you see.

I can be found trawling forums.bit-tech.net pretty much all day every day at the moment as there's not nearly enough to keep me occupied at work. I don't get paid all that much so it's a fair trade off imo.

I try (sometimes a little weirdly) to come off as humourous, so you'll have to excuse me if I wander along a tangent and you're thinking '...wtf?'

I am proud to be a geek, of sorts. I guess. I have built my own PC's barring my first. Upgrading that one put me on the highway to nirvana. I loved Lego as a kid (and as a young teenager) as well as Zoids and thought nothing of sending things off a sofa to see how it broke, and then fix it again. This has transposed into building PC's.. I love tinkering about, although there's no love shown for when something defies to work, particularly when it's something expensive and new.

Atm then, I have a pretty beasty PC which very recently helped me breeze through Half Life 2:Episode 2. Btw, what a game.. the last battle was awesome and when the last one had been downed my hands were shaking. It was so intense. The ending was good, although not quite what I expected. I shan't spoil it for anyone reading though. Suffice to say, the game could have kept going on and on. Episode 3 is going to be a long wait.

I have a little bit of money, which is a rarity for me. I usually get my credit cards paid off then they sit there, week after week, taunting me to buy something ridiculously expensive that I lust after. I am looking at either getting a dslr lens or a new monitor maybe. It's a given that I hope to buy a washer/dryer shortly, if I didn't there would be ructions and I'd end up sleeping in the shed.

If you've read this far, well done. It's been an ego trip for me. I haven't told you about the other part of my life, my dog. His name is Rex and he's a cross-Alsation from a dog rescue centre (is it cenre or center, this is one word I'm never sure I've spelt correctly). I'm not sure what he's crossed with - it's certainly not retreiver as he doesn't know what fetch means. He's gorgeuos anyway and exceedingly lovable. Thankfully, the only con he has is fishing something out of the bin in the living room and having a chew on it, be it a used, snotty piece of kitchen roll. His other bad habit is having a dig through a bag that's been left to see if anything interesting lies within. Once something suitably chewy has been found, it's out on the floor. Mind, he doesn't chew shoes, there's no teeth marks. He must get something out of it.

I guess I'd better let you know I'm married. In case you were interested, in some weird way. I'm kidding, I love her to bits. She's brought a lot of love and sense into my life and although sometimes I wish she'd just shut up and bugger off, I'm sure it would be the same for anyone - we're all human, right? Right?

Well, we'll leave it there for today. There's a little about me, but there's an awful lot more to tell. I've been half way round the world, impaled on a fence, lied a bit, worked as a baggage handler, didn't really have a proper girlfriend, tried cannabis (although I'm unsure if I was taking it right, I found it dead easy to come off it), eaten two day old pizza, the list goes on.

Until next time..